Anybody here ever been to JAIL before?

[Andre]

spent a night in the nic for drink and driving....and just m issed the cut off point for a free take away....rule is if u r nicked b4 eleven they get u a take away of your choice


Job Biscuit (Just my luck)!!!!



eh eh!!

I find that hard to belive! "Yes hello is that the Chinese take away?" "Its officer Plod here Id like to order "Hey what did that guy in cell 9 want again"??

Where do you live in Toy town with Biggy ears, Noddy and Mr Plod.

Here is how it would pan out in real life Oh really, you guys feed us in here? "I'll have an entree of chicken satay sticks please and for a main Thai green curry with prawns thanks."
Gee Sorry I asked !

[Andre]

Officer can I have a piss? Sure heres some piss for you.

[Trainer Monkey]

spent a night in the nic for drink and driving....and just m issed the cut off point for a free take away....rule is if u r nicked b4 eleven they get u a take away of your choice


Job Biscuit (Just my luck)!!!!



eh eh!!

I find that hard to belive! "Yes hello is that the Chinese take away?" "Its officer Plod here Id like to order "Hey what did that guy in cell 9 want again"??

Where do you live in Toy town with Biggy ears, Noddy and Mr Plod.

Here is how it would pan out in real life Oh really, you guys feed us in here? "I'll have an entree of chicken satay sticks please and for a main Thai green curry with prawns thanks."
Gee Sorry I asked !

Actually it depends on if they like you, and theyre calling in their order. And yeah the cops that rousted you, can actually like you, half the time they take you in, theyre just trying to make the point that they can, whenever they feel like it. So if they were calling in their order anyway, they'll toss one on for you.
If they dont like you its a cheese and mayo sandwich on white bread, eventually. When someone reminds them,.............maybe..........if your lucky.
It could go either way.
WHAT? I lived an interesting teenage life? I grew out of it.

[amat]

hahaha the genius of Andre it never stops giving. That was hilarious.