Anybody here ever been to JAIL before?

[Andre]

I got a good grilling at me local police station for being caught in a shed!!Me and me mate where caught from the owner of the shed,after me and me mate were trying to find our football after me mate decided to kick it through the shed window.The owner notified the police and the coppers grilled me for hours.Their thought i was a theif or something,i told them the truth but their would'nt believe me.I only got a caution,mind you i was only about 15year old at the time.

Hahaha you fukkin hooligans .

We got pulled over once and had one of those mates that had a tougher crowd than us that used to hang with as well. He is Mick Mckenzie the other guy I was with name was Terrence John Gorton we called him Gerald for some unknown reason and you know me I've a french souding name both first and last; (John Gorton being our prime minister at that time.) You can imagine the conversation after Mick had told them to fuk off and mind their own business. Me and Gerald were just innocent kids and looking at each other in dismay.They grabbed mick and threw him up against the wagon and then they asked Terry his name birthdate and address ..Terrence John Gorton
The cop spat the dummy ,but I came up and backed him up that it was his real name,so he simmers down then he turns to me with "Oh and who are you?". Stareing at me like im a smart ass too.
My name got a question mark happinin on his face cause it was rare to have a weird name in Australia back then. but my My birthdate 25/12/ had him calling me a smart ass and who the fuk do i think I am, jesus almighty! etc etc.
I sound like Cartman but "please ring my mum she'll tell you its all true" is the only thing that saved us from a beating.

[sourpuss]

yes

[yvonne]

I got a good grilling at me local police station for being caught in a shed!!Me and me mate where caught from the owner of the shed,after me and me mate were trying to find our football after me mate decided to kick it through the shed window.The owner notified the police and the coppers grilled me for hours.Their thought i was a theif or something,i told them the truth but their would'nt believe me.I only got a caution,mind you i was only about 15year old at the time.

Hahaha you fukkin hooligans .

We got pulled over once and had one of those mates that had a tougher crowd than us that used to hang with as well. He is Mick Mckenzie the other guy I was with name was Terrence John Gorton we called him Gerald for some unknown reason and you know me I've a french souding name both first and last; (John Gorton being our prime minister at that time.) You can imagine the conversation after Mick had told them to fuk off and mind their own business. Me and Gerald were just innocent kids and looking at each other in dismay.They grabbed mick and threw him up against the wagon and then they asked Terry his name birthdate and address ..Terrence John Gorton
The cop spat the dummy ,but I came up and backed him up that it was his real name,so he simmers down then he turns to me with "Oh and who are you?". Stareing at me like im a smart ass too.
My name got a question mark happinin on his face cause it was rare to have a weird name in Australia back then. but my My birthdate 25/12/ had him calling me a smart ass and who the fuk do i think I am, jesus almighty! etc etc.
I sound like Cartman but "please ring my mum she'll tell you its all true" is the only thing that saved us from a beating.

Ha,good crack that me mate.I was a totally little bastard me when i was a youngster,i really was.I got up to loads of fights and trouble all the time.I had no fear.I guess thats because i was young and free.

[Youngblood]

yes

probably some kinda long-haired hippy liberal protest.