Adopting My Father's Sexual Preferences

[Andre]

I couldnt be any more different to my Dad. Im the carbon copy of my Dad genetically when it comes to appearance, but in terms of preference for the female form we couldnt be any more different. Since leaving my Mum my Dad has developed a serious penchant for women who look like whales. I have no idea what that is all about. He really is a pathetic old man, and I have nothing to do with him. The guy has no taste, you havent heard his CD collection.

My wife is Korean, and I really have no affinity with overweight western women at all. Though in my first month in Korea I did sleep with an Aussie woman who was quite possibly heavier than me. I was young, handsome, extremely drunk and there for the taking. Ive since learned my lesson!

Whats her name? we probably all know her .










It was Helen or Jan wasnt it.

[Snakey]

I couldnt be any more different to my Dad. Im the carbon copy of my Dad genetically when it comes to appearance, but in terms of preference for the female form we couldnt be any more different. Since leaving my Mum my Dad has developed a serious penchant for women who look like whales. I have no idea what that is all about. He really is a pathetic old man, and I have nothing to do with him. The guy has no taste, you havent heard his CD collection.

My wife is Korean, and I really have no affinity with overweight western women at all. Though in my first month in Korea I did sleep with an Aussie woman who was quite possibly heavier than me. I was young, handsome, extremely drunk and there for the taking. Ive since learned my lesson!

Whats her name? we probably all know her .










It was Helen or Jan wasnt it.

Hey helen isnt too bad, her face isnt that bad...she let herself go a bit but doable. Jan...dude what the fuck were you thinking, your life isnt the discovery channel no need to hang with the hippos.

[Youngblood]

I sure hope I don't have a penchant for my dads sexual preferences.

From as far back as I can remember he's been nailing long lost aunts of mine.

"This is your aunt son...she's gonna be spending the night."

[bikersk]

I couldnt be any more different to my Dad. Im the carbon copy of my Dad genetically when it comes to appearance, but in terms of preference for the female form we couldnt be any more different. Since leaving my Mum my Dad has developed a serious penchant for women who look like whales. I have no idea what that is all about. He really is a pathetic old man, and I have nothing to do with him. The guy has no taste, you havent heard his CD collection.

My wife is Korean, and I really have no affinity with overweight western women at all. Though in my first month in Korea I did sleep with an Aussie woman who was quite possibly heavier than me. I was young, handsome, extremely drunk and there for the taking. Ive since learned my lesson!

Whats her name? we probably all know her .










It was Helen or Jan wasnt it.

Hey helen isnt too bad, her face isnt that bad...she let herself go a bit but doable. Jan...dude what the fuck were you thinking, your life isnt the discovery channel no need to hang with the hippos.

Helen is ok. Jan............makes Bika's wife look hot.

[Gandalf]

Australia is a might big country, but you all seem to know each other!

Her name was Jen or Jan actually, I was never sure which. Not my proudest moment anyway.

[Andre]

First name that came ,hows that for physic ability .

[Sharla]

Australia is a might big country, but you all seem to know each other!

Her name was Jen or Jan actually, I was never sure which. Not my proudest moment anyway.

I don't like you all bagging Jan on the internet!

She's a friend of mine don't you know!

Sure she's not perfect but it's really not her fault - after Andre's cousin Markus dumped her she was just so devasted she lost interest in a lot of things and that's the real reason she went to Korea.

You came across her when she was going through a weak point in her life but i swear she's a swimsuit model now!

[Gandalf]

Australia is a might big country, but you all seem to know each other!

Her name was Jen or Jan actually, I was never sure which. Not my proudest moment anyway.

I don't like you all bagging Jan on the internet!

She's a friend of mine don't you know!

Sure she's not perfect but it's really not her fault - after Andre's cousin Markus dumped her she was just so devasted she lost interest in a lot of things and that's the real reason she went to Korea.

You came across her when she was going through a weak point in her life but i swear she's a swimsuit model now!

[Drago]

Australia is a might big country, but you all seem to know each other!

Her name was Jen or Jan actually, I was never sure which. Not my proudest moment anyway.

I don't like you all bagging Jan on the internet!

She's a friend of mine don't you know!

Sure she's not perfect but it's really not her fault - after Andre's cousin Markus dumped her she was just so devasted she lost interest in a lot of things and that's the real reason she went to Korea.

You came across her when she was going through a weak point in her life but i swear she's a swimsuit model now!

classic

[Andre]

Australia is a might big country, but you all seem to know each other!

Her name was Jen or Jan actually, I was never sure which. Not my proudest moment anyway.

I don't like you all bagging Jan on the internet!

She's a friend of mine don't you know!

Sure she's not perfect but it's really not her fault - after Andre's cousin Markus dumped her she was just so devasted she lost interest in a lot of things and that's the real reason she went to Korea.

You came across her when she was going through a weak point in her life but i swear she's a swimsuit model now!

You were used
JAN = Ausssie acronym for ;
Jump A Nutherone.























not really.

[Snakey]

Australia is a might big country, but you all seem to know each other!

Her name was Jen or Jan actually, I was never sure which. Not my proudest moment anyway.

I don't like you all bagging Jan on the internet!

She's a friend of mine don't you know!

Sure she's not perfect but it's really not her fault - after Andre's cousin Markus dumped her she was just so devasted she lost interest in a lot of things and that's the real reason she went to Korea.

You came across her when she was going through a weak point in her life but i swear she's a swimsuit model now!

Yeah guys stop bagging Jan, she gave pretty good head Were you at that party sharla, she was drunk as. I passed out on the lounge and i woke up and saw her trying to smuggle it into her mouth She must of been hungry...kind of rape I guess

[Sharla]

I was there - what you didn'y know is Andre paid her to do that.

OK kinda slutty doing that for money but he paid her because you were really stressed out that night remember?

Your new Ferrari got keyed by some Ahole when you were in the bottlo getting supplies.

Would have pissed me off too!

Andre being the kind hearted person he is thought you needed a pick me up and I guess it did literally work!

[Preme]

could be worse mate, you could be into your mother... haha