Dumbest scene in a movie. . -- ** May contain spoilers

[Formerly D@vid Leeder]

I don't know if Seagal is on drugs or what, but in a recent movie: "Attack
Force" or "Action Force", his voice was actually dubbed. First by someone with a rather highish voice, and then later by someone with a very deep voice.

[punch]

ON SNL one time there was an actor who during the monologue walked off of stage (as they do from time to time, it's part of the script). I think it was John Goodman, he walked back to Lorne Michael s and was complaining about how bad he was performing that night during the monologue and eventually John Goodman said to Lorne that "I must be the worst host you've ever had on this show".
Lorne said; "no that would be Steve Seagal"

[punch]

Anyway to keep with the subject of the thread, the dumbest scene in a movie was the entire movie of Dune. I'd rather eat week old road kill than see that movie again.

[Formerly D@vid Leeder]

ON SNL one time there was an actor who during the monologue walked off of stage (as they do from time to time, it's part of the script). I think it was John Goodman, he walked back to Lorne Michael s and was complaining about how bad he was performing that night during the monologue and eventually John Goodman said to Lorne that "I must be the worst host you've ever had on this show".
Lorne said; "no that would be Steve Seagal"

I actually remember Seagal's episode of SNL. He played a guitar, did the copyguy routine with the future Deuce Bigalo, and played Andrew Dice Clay in a skit.

[JonnyFolds]

Any1 ever watch Bond: On her Majesty's secret service? It's the one with the guy who only played Bond once (George Lazenby?), between Connery and Roger Moore.
If you saw all the Austin Powers, you know the ruffles he has on his suit? That's from this movie.
It has the worst action scenes ever. Fight scenes are extremely choppy (to add fast moving punch etc) and the plot sucks.
Bond falls in love and gets married in this one, and then his wife dies. How sad. :P

[El Kabong]

This has to be up there on the stupid meter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe_f4nKbZk4


STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!

[Trainer Monkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wduI6vjidzk

[Wayne]

I don't know if Seagal is on drugs or what, but in a recent movie: "Attack
Force" or "Action Force", his voice was actually dubbed. First by someone with a rather highish voice, and then later by someone with a very deep voice.

In most movies the actors have to re-record their lines in a studio because they were improperly miked on the set. That's probably what happened here and Seagal just turned into a diva and refused to do his own voiceover work.

It's funny how even through a coke addiction Van Damme always stayed in pretty good shape. His face looks like it's been through a blender but physically he looks in the same condition as he was in Bloodsport.

I think Erika Eleniak, who used to be SMOOOOOKIN' hot, said he was a bit of a scuzz bucket on the set too.

I can't remember the guy's name but someone said that Seagal came into his trailer and said to him, "I've just had the best energy drink ever." When the guy asked him who it was by, Seagal said, "I created it."

[Wayne]

How about Under Siege 2 after he was shot and he's in the (train) car with Morris Chestnut. Morris is wigging out that he's been shot and it's just so obvious this part is a set up to show how much of a badass Casey Riback is and Seagal says, "You think this is being shot? This ain't being shot."

[Wayne]

How about the rape scene in Deliverance? Everybody knows Jon Voigt was WAYYYYY hotter than Ned Beatty.