Met up with a friend in London the other night for a drink.
He said to me "Whatever you do Mark, please don't mention deodrant"
I said "Ok - mum's the word"
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By popular demand - the Friday gag returns
Met up with a friend in London the other night for a drink.
He said to me "Whatever you do Mark, please don't mention deodrant"
I said "Ok - mum's the word"
Don't bully fat kids - they've got enough on their plate
The modern idiot is here
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Boy says to his mum, "Mum Ive got the biggest willy in nursary, is it because Im special?"
Mum says "No son, its because your 27 and retarded, now watch you dont get spaghetti hoops down your new top"
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
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Little boy say to his mum ,
" mummy were do babies come from " ?
Mum replies - " the stork brings them son "
Little boy says - " wow thats amazing , who f u c k s the stork then " ?
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Little boy says to his mum as she dressing -
" mummy whats that between your legs " ?
Mummy answers -
" its were your dad hit me with the axe "
Little boy replies -
" WOW good shot , he got you right in the C U N T "
Puerto Rico's Finest
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hahahaha
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I missed me, so Im back!
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We went to see Pavarotti the other night.
Miserable c un t .
He doesnt like it much when you join in does he.
I missed me, so Im back!
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Irishman goes for a job on a building site,
the foreman said whats your name?
He says "Paddy molligans"
Foremans says how do spell that?
Paddy says "stick your job up your ass".
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had to text that one to me mates ha ha quality
Circa 1985
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Originally Posted by Mark TKO
Yeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss!!!
It's about time you bring this one back mate, it was helped me out come Friday mornings...
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Took the mother-in-law out last night...................One punch....Fucking beauty !!!!!!!!!!
Circa 1985
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BA HAHA HA HA A AH AHA HHA HA HA!!!!
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What's the difference between purple and pink?..........
....... Your grip.
What's the difference between Jam and Marmalade? .........
You cant Marmalade it up your girlfriends arse
Do you know that 98% of women close there eyes when kissing........
... its why its so hard to catch a rapist
"There is no point being alive if you cannot do the deadlift."
John Paul Sigmarrsson, 4 time Word's Strongest Man
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