What percentage of you are grots?

[Kirkland Laing]

Im pretty clean. I spent an hour on the balcony last night cleaning because the dust was upsetting me. I dont like mess and clutter. It bugs me.

But when it comes to the washing up I refuse to get involved. If I wash a plate the Mrs. will just clean it again anyway. So, Ive given up with that.

I possibly wash my hands too much. I think I developed that habit having been a teacher too long and being fearful of bacteria.

The best way to make sure you never catch anything is to expose yourself to low-level doses of bacteria on a regular basis so your antibodies are always fighting fit. What you really need to do is lick your kitchen floor once a week and it'll keep you in perfect health.

[Sharla]

Im pretty clean. I spent an hour on the balcony last night cleaning because the dust was upsetting me. I dont like mess and clutter. It bugs me.

But when it comes to the washing up I refuse to get involved. If I wash a plate the Mrs. will just clean it again anyway. So, Ive given up with that.

I possibly wash my hands too much. I think I developed that habit having been a teacher too long and being fearful of bacteria.

The best way to make sure you never catch anything is to expose yourself to low-level doses of bacteria on a regular basis so your antibodies are always fighting fit. What you really need to do is lick your kitchen floor once a week and it'll keep you in perfect health.

Sad but true!