I'm looking for a new drink

[Von Milash]

that's something to consider. Canadian ice wine is fantastic, but very expensive. Maybe I'll look into a port.

[amat]

Don't know about anything putting you to sleep but Friday night I will be consuming massive quantities of Hennessy which is great.

[Von Milash]

I don't want anything harsh or strong. I'm looking for something nice and smoooothhhhh.....

[amat]

Sorry bro my alcohol diet consist of just whatever is available at the time I want to drink. Not being 21 has it's disadvantages.

[Youngblood]

Sorry bro my alcohol diet consist of just whatever is available at the time I want to drink. Not being 21 has it's disadvantages.

Move to Canada amat. We'll let ya get shit-faced legal like, before we ship you off to war.

[CGM]

Sorry bro my alcohol diet consist of just whatever is available at the time I want to drink. Not being 21 has it's disadvantages.

Move to Canada amat. We'll let ya get shit-faced legal like, before we ship you off to war.

I'd say we could teach those Yanks a thing or two about drinking. Three or four Canadian strength beers and they'd be on their butt.

[Chris Nagel]

Sorry bro my alcohol diet consist of just whatever is available at the time I want to drink. Not being 21 has it's disadvantages.

Move to Canada amat. We'll let ya get shit-faced legal like, before we ship you off to war.

I'd say we could teach those Yanks a thing or two about drinking. Three or four Canadian strength beers and they'd be on their butt.

I've seen some on the shelves over here, XXX Molsens. You sure you guy's aren't just spiking the beer?

[kingfrnk]

Sorry bro my alcohol diet consist of just whatever is available at the time I want to drink. Not being 21 has it's disadvantages.

Move to Canada amat. We'll let ya get shit-faced legal like, before we ship you off to war.

I'd say we could teach those Yanks a thing or two about drinking. Three or four Canadian strength beers and they'd be on their butt.

i know i will but i like being drunk though. actually about 4 coronas and im outta there.

[CutMeMick]

I don't want anything harsh or strong. I'm looking for something nice and smoooothhhhh.....

That's called a blowjob...

[Andre]

I don't want anything harsh or strong. I'm looking for something nice and smoooothhhhh.....

New drink, nice and smooth, alcoholic..

Tit milk and Kalure .

[Von Milash]

might try me some tit milk tonight actually. where's the wife.

And to (I think) Chris N, yes, Irish creme is great. Bailey's, Carolans, you name it. Fantastic. But that WAS my drink. Now I'm looking to evolove.

[Chris Nagel]

might try me some tit milk tonight actually. where's the wife.

And to (I think) Chris N, yes, Irish creme is great. Bailey's, Carolans, you name it. Fantastic. But that WAS my drink. Now I'm looking to evolove.

You could try other cream liqueurs. I've heard that rum cream is pretty good although I haven't gotten around to it yet.

[Andre]

Once in the Ukrane there was an old rail worker who lived in a site caravan with his wife on the side of the tracks.They just made ends meet were very poor.

Boris found an old bottle and started to polish it up on the way home ,a geine appeared and gave Boris one wish.
Boris being a heavy drinker asked that his piss be turned to pure 100% vodka.
So it was.Boris put a drip on his finger and tasted it ,fantastic,best vodka ever.
He hurried home and called out for Natasha to come quick and prepare two glasses on the table that he pissed into,explained his day and what happened and after he drank his ,she sipped hers and was astounded and drank it down!
So they became very well off selling all that was left over each day and at the end of each day they would always put two glasses on the table and drink themselves to sleep.
One day Natashia came home from the shopping and Boris was just sat there without glasses on the table. Natashia fell down next to him and cried oh Boris what has happened is it as I feared? has it all dried up? "No" said Boris "tonight Natashia you drink from the bottle!