Ok I do fear something,its snakes.

[Snakey]

OMG, and you guys call yourself men?

How can you be afraid of something that you are a million times bigger than?

Something that you can easily kill by crushing it with your foot, a finger, a shoe, a newspaper, or a multitude of items.

How can you be afraid of this.........

How bout this, the funnel web spider...one of the deadliest in the world...found in australia Or how bout the taipan snake, or the inland taipan...also known as the fierce snake possibly the deadliest snake in the world. Australia has most of the deadliest snakes in the world which make rattlesnakes sound like cute little bunny rabbits. We have man eating crocodiles, a vast variety of sharks including the great white and bullsharks. Not to mention the fucking wombats! Seen the claws on those fuckers?

[Spicoli]

Never been a fan of snakes,you can not 'read them',or I can't.And are fast as s!!!. After Katrina this place was infested,all over and it was freaky. I had a fatty one slide under the door at work,they were yelling cotton mouth,cotton mouth, so I grabbed a shovel and ...well.Turned out it was a 'mouser' and reg black snake basically harmless they said. I felt a proper asshole for a while.

Now sharks scare the dog-squeeze out of me.No problems with spiders.

[Salty]

How bout this, the funnel web spider...one of the deadliest in the world...found in australia Or how bout the taipan snake, or the inland taipan...also known as the fierce snake possibly the deadliest snake in the world. Australia has most of the deadliest snakes in the world which make rattlesnakes sound like cute little bunny rabbits. We have man eating crocodiles, a vast variety of sharks including the great white and bullsharks. Not to mention the fucking wombats! Seen the claws on those fuckers?

You forgot the platypus those stupid looking animals are also poisonous as hell...

[LEGION]

How bout this, the funnel web spider...one of the deadliest in the world...found in australia Or how bout the taipan snake, or the inland taipan...also known as the fierce snake possibly the deadliest snake in the world. Australia has most of the deadliest snakes in the world which make rattlesnakes sound like cute little bunny rabbits. We have man eating crocodiles, a vast variety of sharks including the great white and bullsharks. Not to mention the fucking wombats! Seen the claws on those fuckers?

You forgot the platypus those stupid looking animals are also poisonous as hell...

yeah i have a show recorded called the world's worst venoms and a large proportion of them were in Australia They showed some old guy who tried to pick up a platypus and got jabbed by the needle like thing on its tail and he said it was the worst pain ever he had; and he'd been shot beofore

Those funnel webs are bad news; get hit by one and they have a serious atracotoxins venom; massive sweating and chills and the heart rate flies off the scale. Cool shit.

[Dizaster]

We here Australians also have our dangerous water animals as well.

i.e.

* Box Jellyfish - The infamous box jellyfish developed its frighteningly powerful venom to instantly stun or kill prey, like fish and shrimp, so their struggle to escape wouldn’t damage its delicate tentacles.

Their venom is considered to be among the most deadly in the world, containing toxins that attack the heart, nervous system, and skin cells. It is so overpoweringly painful, human victims have been known to go into shock and drown or die of heart failure before even reaching shore. Survivors can experience considerable pain for weeks and often have significant scarring where the tentacles made contact.

Box jellies, also called sea wasps and marine stingers, live primarily in coastal waters off Northern Australia and throughout the Indo-Pacific. They are pale blue and transparent in color and get their name from the cube-like shape of their bell. Up to 15 tentacles grow from each corner of the bell and can reach 10 feet (3 meters) in length. Each tentacle has about 5,000 stinging cells, which are triggered not by touch but by the presence of a chemical on the outer layer of its prey.


* Blue Ring Octopus - This gorgeous animal with many blue rings on the body inhabits the Great Barrier Reef. They are not aggressive and don't grow too much, but if you grab them they will release poison kept in their sting. This poison is very powerful similar to snake bite, and can easily kill a human if medical attention is not given within a couple hours.



YouTube - Blue Ringed Octopus

* Stone Fish - Another cousin of the Scorpion fish. This one loves river mouths and rocks instead of coral, but they live in coral too. It is can be found anywhere in Australia, and you should wear shoes when walking on submerged rocks and coral. If you catch one on line, you are better off cutting the line than trying to remove it from the hook. Also this one is ugly, not charming like the Scorpion fish. Hospital, again with sirens will be your destiny if you get stung.
(there are bad mother f'ckers and getting spiked by one of these is supposed to be one of the worst pains you can possibly feel) They look like big odd shaped rocks with a big spike or spikes coming out of the top of them... Most people who get stung is because they stood on one...


* Then Sharks of course -They are everywhere inhabiting all Australian coastal waters. But surprisingly they kill less, and cause less harm to humans, than snakes and all of the beautiful creatures mentioned above. In the last couple of years Brazil has had many more shark attacks than Australia, and it seems they have enough food from the ocean, not to need human food. Anyway, it doesn't mean that you are safe. Pay attention when swimming. Some beaches in Australia have shark nets to protect the bathers. Note also that some canals in Australia, like the Gold Coast canal system, have become a reproduction area for some species and all care is recommended; do not swim at night in these beautiful and calm canals. (2 victims died in the last 2 years). Talking about White Pointers, they are protected a species in Australia, and if you kill one, the Government will kill you - I mean, fine or jail you.



Between these 4, it makes it pretty dangerous to go in certain regions of water around Australia at certain times of the year....

Ever been stung by a Jellyfish Andre?

[Andre]

Ever been stung by a Jellyfish Andre?

Only the ones from down here mate,they sting and are uncomftable but dont kill.

I have come out of the surf at like 830 am after getting out there on my own at about 6am a saw a seal on the beach in front of where my clothes were with a bite out it and blood etc! I couldnt belive I didnt know it happened while I was out there.Must have been real quick and underwater or maybe it was still a bit dark when I went out and I thought it was a rock and I just stepped over like a fool. Lucky me anyway.

[Dizaster]

Ever been stung by a Jellyfish Andre?

Only the ones from down here mate,they sting and are uncomftable but dont kill.

I have come out of the surf at like 830 am after getting out there on my own at about 6am a saw a seal on the beach in front of where my clothes were with a bite out it and blood etc! I couldnt belive I didnt know it happened while I was out there.Must have been real quick and underwater or maybe it was still a bit dark when I went out and I thought it was a rock and I just stepped over like a fool. Lucky me anyway.

Does that mean something nasty must have come along and taken a bite out of it?

[Trainer Monkey]

Why I moved
http://www.wildlife.pro/snake/images/orlando_snake.jpg from Florida
http://www.wildlife.pro/snake/images/venomous_snake.jpg
http://www.wildlife.pro/snake/images/cottonmouth3.jpg
http://www.wildlife.pro/snake/images/dusky_fl.jpg
http://www.aboututila.com/Photos/Ada...n-o-War-01.JPG
http://airboattoursusa.com/images/Fl...lligator-2.jpg
http://www.championpestcontrol.com/i...ncockroach.jpg
Im not even going to get in to the damned spiders

[Andre]

Ever been stung by a Jellyfish Andre?

Only the ones from down here mate,they sting and are uncomftable but dont kill.

I have come out of the surf at like 830 am after getting out there on my own at about 6am a saw a seal on the beach in front of where my clothes were with a bite out it and blood etc! I couldnt belive I didnt know it happened while I was out there.Must have been real quick and underwater or maybe it was still a bit dark when I went out and I thought it was a rock and I just stepped over like a fool. Lucky me anyway.

Does that mean something nasty must have come along and taken a bite out of it?

Yeah a shark bite, fresh as too i stepped out of the water to go to work and there was the seal about 4 feet long laying in front of the rock that my clothes were laying on with a bite about a foot wide taken out the middle of it.It was cold so I take it it happened while i first hit the water or just prior to me getting in there and maybe washed up. as it was dead high tide going out.Im not sure how long it takes for somethig to go cold in the water miniutes i would expect or even if seals are warm blooded.He wasnt stiff.

Silly/lucky me either way.

[Snakey]

Dont forget Kangaroos, those fuckers are fuckin brutal. Ive heard stories of them attacking people. Just earlier this yr a kangaroo attacked a lady in my town, she would of been beaten to death if her dog hadnt of attacked the kangaroo and drove it away. When i was with my ex, her little jack russel had a go at a sick kangaroo and the thing went mad. It tried to attack her little sis so there i am thinking...fuck what do i do? Picked up the biggest stick near me and started swinging lol The thing wasnt scared but it was too sick to really care so it hopped off. I was like shit what if i cop a massive kick the chest, the thing would kill me.