Sorry for my absence...

[smashup]

You've been on the game ain't ya?
Hmmm
I've been arrested 3 times and in court twice in the last 5 weeks!!
My Crime..?
Let myself into my OWN HOUSE and got nicked for burglary
And can't claim on my house insurance for new sliding french doors as they think it's an "inside job" as it's my name on the policy.
This country is FUCKED UP!!!
I got fined by the court for criminal damage then the judge asked if i wanted to file for compensation .... for me?
You could'nt make this shit up and even the police were pissing themselves at the station and my brief was in hysterics in the court and actually got asked to leave by the judge at one point.
Funny in hindesight but has cost me £500 in fines/court fees

[BIG H]

That's some crazy shit fella