Definitely go see your idol Lefty.

If I were you instead of a glove I'd take a condom, put it on him when you nosh him off and that way you can get to take some Hayemaker babymaker home with you.

I imagine he's probably hung like a Grand National winner so buy a red extra extra large johnny and you can hang it on the wall by your bedside on Christmas Eve and use it as your xmas stocking

If your mum (er I mean Santa) is anything like mine, in my childhood days I always got a chocolate orange at the bottom of my stocking.

Yours would be chocolate coated with super semen, eat that and your gauranteed to get hairs on your chest