All Pigeons must die.

**CGM** · 12-15-2008 05:23 PM

Fucking rats with wings. I hate them. I lose sleep because of their constant cooing. Not to mention shit all over my balcony. I suppose I'm going to have to bite the bullet and pay some guy to put up a screen around my balcony. Not my first choice. I'd much rather blow them to smithereens, but that would probably get me harassed by Peta.

reps for creative ways to kill pigeons.

El Kabong · 12-15-2008 09:32 PM

Ways to kill pigeons
1. Lots of cats
2. BB Gun
3. Feed them rice....then when they die because it swells up in their stomach just claim ignorance (should be easy for you ....ooooh BURN

)

Yeah that's what you get....Universal Healthcare = Pigeons.....it's simple math

**CGM** · 12-15-2008 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by Lyle

Ways to kill pigeons
1. Lots of cats
2. BB Gun
3. Feed them rice....then when they die because it swells up in their stomach just claim ignorance (should be easy for you ....ooooh BURN

)

Yeah that's what you get....Universal Healthcare = Pigeons.....it's simple math

I like the rice idea, maybe I'll give it a try, there doesn't seem to be any other types of birds around my balcony. Don't think my neighbors would appreciate a BBgun though, such is apartment living. The hardware store has very big rattraps, I was thinking of trying that.

As for it being easy for me to claim ignorance, is that because I am Canadian, or because of apparent left wing tendencies, or some other reason? No possibility of rep until we get this clarified.

**Julius Rain** · 12-15-2008 09:42 PM

I actually like pigeons so I can't help you

Mike Tyson has a lot of pigeon pets around the world. Pigeons can be very loyal and smart. I guess if you can't beat them, befriend them. Feed them food away from your place.

Now lets talk about Roaches, I hate hate these little fast bastards. All cochroaches must die!

**AdamGB** · 12-15-2008 09:46 PM

I remember hearing about the rice thing when I was 11. Seemed pretty cool.

Now though I think surely there's a less painfull way to wipe the fuckers out... not a nice way to go.

I had the same problem in the summer when I was working lates... at about 3-4am the sun wud start to come up and light my uncurtained loft bedroom... the window would be open because the roof heats up in the summer and makes the room like an oven.

There'd always be some fucking bird on my chimney singing away... wish I had a bb to shoot hte fucker

El Kabong · 12-15-2008 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by CGM

I like the rice idea, maybe I'll give it a try, there doesn't seem to be any other types of birds around my balcony. Don't think my neighbors would appreciate a BBgun though, such is apartment living. The hardware store has very big rattraps, I was thinking of trying that.

As for it being easy for me to claim ignorance, is that because I am Canadian, or because of apparent left wing tendencies, or some other reason? No possibility of rep until we get this clarified.

It's all of the above

....also bb guns are good, a little handgun version would get you by easy to conceal and silent

**Youngblood** · 12-16-2008 02:05 AM

Uhh...here we have people who raise and eat the things. Maybe you just have the wrong type of neighbors.

**CGM** · 12-16-2008 02:20 AM

Originally Posted by Youngblood

Uhh...here we have people who raise and eat the things. Maybe you just have the wrong type of neighbors.

The only thing my neighbors keep me from doing is shooting them. Not that I've asked or anything, but I like to keep a low profile. Life in the big city. Guns attract attention.

But go ahead, tell your neighbors to come to Toronto, all the pigeons they can catch and eat for free.

**kingfrnk** · 12-16-2008 04:43 AM

ha!! no pigeons where i stay at. but we have kinda a stink bug problem i hate those fukers 1 flew in my car when i was driving and i almost fukin crashed. lucky it was a sunday where nobody is usually in the road.

**Andre** · 12-16-2008 09:49 AM

Get a cut out silouette of a hawk or better still one of those cheap hard realistic plastic models from one of those cheap chinese shops. String it up on a long thin cord on an angle through your balcony opening like thick fishing wire with a bit of slack so it swings around in the wind.
We use one on a yatch, it keeps the sea gulls off it ok, otherwise they sh!t all over it during the week. Ours is made from a painted polystyrene body with metal wings and head and tail.It hurts when it hits you.

You know, if you catch one on a fish hook on the same line it'll put up such a stink the rest wont be back.
that way you wont have to kill all of them.

they are edable by the way,so are sparrows.

Sparrows on the other hand if you set alot of hooks up on a line and catch one the rest come to see what the fuss is about and you collect the lot.

This is a Sas survival trick for food in some areas.

IF you know the guy who lives on the opposite balcony (two tennnis rackets)and you got a live game of morning shuttle cock right there

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**CGM** · 12-16-2008 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by Andre

Get a cut out silouette of a hawk or better still one of those cheap hard realistic plastic models from one of those cheap chinese shops. String it up on a long thin cord on an angle through your balcony opening like thick fishing wire with a bit of slack so it swings around in the wind.
We use one on a yatch, it keeps the sea gulls off it ok, otherwise they sh!t all over it during the week. Ours is made from a painted polystyrene body with metal wings and head and tail.It hurts when it hits you.

You know, if you catch one on a fish hook on the same line it'll put up such a stink the rest wont be back.
that way you wont have to kill all of them.

they are edable by the way,so are sparrows.

Sparrows on the other hand if you set alot of hooks up on a line and catch one the rest come to see what the fuss is about and you collect the lot.

This is a Sas survival trick for food in some areas.

IF you know the guy who lives on the opposite balcony (two tennnis rackets)and you got a live game of morning shuttle cock right there

.

shuttlecock heh heh heh.

I do know that after they have roosted on your balcony for a couple of hours, they are very sluggish and find it difficult to take off, which makes them easier to torment. A little golf anyone?

**boozeboxer** · 12-16-2008 04:13 PM

Ghost Dog had pigeons. So did The General (an Irish criminal movie). I was at a guys house last night and he had racing pigeons and they would come home 600 miles. That is crazy.

**Wayne** · 12-16-2008 07:16 PM

I don't know about pigeons, but when we would go the Belle Isle my father would feed the seagulls chicken with hot sauce on it. Dumb birds would scream and keep eating. I heard alka seltzer kills them, but I wouldn't know if pigeons would eat that. Something about them not being able to pass gas and imploding.