Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore

[Julius Rain]

even the largest of dicks can be insignificant if you are ploughing a massive ,deep furrow

[Dizaster]

I would laugh if I hooked up a with a lady who was armed with measuring condoms... and exactly, there could be no more lieing..

However i've learnt a way that you can make you're wee wee 20% longer in about 1 minute.. I will not go into details unless anyone requests..

[amat]

hahaha ok Dizazter if you don't air out who inquired into your technique then you are officially as gay as Bilbo.

[Dizaster]

hahaha ok Dizazter if you don't air out who inquired into your technique then you are officially as gay as Bilbo.

As gay as Bilbo is one thing, but the 2 people who PM'd me saying that they weren't interested in hearing about the technique, they just wanted a picture of my sausage, well they are certainly more gayer than the both of us....

However they both requested I not let others know their names..

[Trainer Monkey]

Like it matters
I run a boxing gym,have an 8 year old son,and no interior locks on any of the doors,and Im married so only one woman gets to see it anyway.
Even when I get to use it,the woman whose seeing it has been seeing it for 16 years now,and has ceased to be impressed with its size.
Of course if I die suddenly,I pity the hell out of anyone she dates after the funeral

[Andre]

I would laugh if I hooked up a with a lady who was armed with measuring condoms... and exactly, there could be no more lieing..

However i've learnt a way that you can make you're wee wee 20% longer in about 1 minute.. I will not go into details unless anyone requests..

I have to hear this .

[Von Milash]

These are about 13cm too small for me.

[Youngblood]

I would laugh if I hooked up a with a lady who was armed with measuring condoms... and exactly, there could be no more lieing..

However i've learnt a way that you can make you're wee wee 20% longer in about 1 minute.. I will not go into details unless anyone requests..

I have to hear this .

[Trainer Monkey]

I would laugh if I hooked up a with a lady who was armed with measuring condoms... and exactly, there could be no more lieing..

However i've learnt a way that you can make you're wee wee 20% longer in about 1 minute.. I will not go into details unless anyone requests..

I have to hear this .

You know how they do series of commercials for a product. And you think the first one or two is kind of funny. And then they grind that campaign in to the dirt so hard you want to grind the lead character of the campaign in to a meat grinder,or if a meat grinder isnt available a chipper spreader?

Bob should avoid my house,unless he wants to help me recreate a scene from Fargo.
And in this case its a double piss me off,theyve done 5 billion Bob commercials,so its lost all humor appeal,and its a product,I dont need,so I'll never use. And to make it a triple whammy, its about a bodily function.
It would be like a 3 year overdone commercial campaign for preparation h

[CutMeMick]

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it...

[CGM]

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it...

7 and 5/16 LOL there's accuracy for you. Probably slightly longer than average, but my guess it's probably really skinny. heh.

[Kev]

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it...

Somebody please shoot me for asking but is this erect or soft?

[Diane]

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it...

Prove it!!

[amat]

Did Mick really just give exact measurements to his dick size? I just quoted it but if so, god damn. Glass house mick god damn, you've given Bilbo's mind reason to wander. Disgusting.

[punch]