Wish me luck..

[CGM]

I'm about to head out, middle of the day, final weekend day before christmas, to do about 4 hours of christmas shopping...

I'm leaving my girlfriend at home.. As much as I could use the female help picking stuff for people, she has a patience and temper that lasts about 3 seconds in busy shopping centres before she's rolling her eyes, groaning, pushing past people, swearing, storming through the rare breaks in the crowds, and the many other ways pure anger and impatience can manifest itself on unsuspecting strangers.... It can really put you of what could be a relaxing day shopping.. So she's being left at home, and Dizaster's going it alone today!

Has anyone else still got lots of stuff to buy?

Hey bud, I'm sure your girlfriend is a lovely gal, so don't take this the wrong way, but do you ever find yourself asking her "What the hell did I do wrong now" Or is this rage pretty much reserved for others?

[Dizaster]

I'm about to head out, middle of the day, final weekend day before christmas, to do about 4 hours of christmas shopping...

I'm leaving my girlfriend at home.. As much as I could use the female help picking stuff for people, she has a patience and temper that lasts about 3 seconds in busy shopping centres before she's rolling her eyes, groaning, pushing past people, swearing, storming through the rare breaks in the crowds, and the many other ways pure anger and impatience can manifest itself on unsuspecting strangers.... It can really put you of what could be a relaxing day shopping.. So she's being left at home, and Dizaster's going it alone today!

Has anyone else still got lots of stuff to buy?

Hey bud, I'm sure your girlfriend is a lovely gal, so don't take this the wrong way, but do you ever find yourself asking her "What the hell did I do wrong now" Or is this rage pretty much reserved for others?

Nuh nuh, some is reserved for me..

I slowly try to drop back about 5 or 6 yards out of embarrassment, but she'll stop, turn around and say "Well, hurry up!". There is no winning with women I tells ya!