Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore

[Trainer Monkey]

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it?

I have the stupidest scar on mine,I was asleep and my cat was also sleeping on the bed,I must have had a dream that made the blanket twitch somehow,cause even through two covers,well needless to say I woke up in a hurry and threw the cat off the bed