Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo View Post
So you turn up to work late, with chocolate all over your face, you say yourself your a bit overweight.

You sound like Winnie the Pooh, only with his nose in a chocolate bar rather than a honey pot.

It's an endearing image really but not one consistent with being a PUA.

I'd invest in some face wipes and keep your computer turned off before work in the mornings.
or better yet, a mirror.. at work i probably use the restroom about 12 times in a day, each time looking in the mirror.. you can't really avoid it..