Bro I would like to make you feel better by saying your not the only one, but bro seriously your the only adult that goes a full day not noticing they have turd colored chocolate on his nose. I dont knwo about you but I can see my nose when i look down and i would of smelled the chocolate after the first 5 minutes.

This is bad bro, now your going to be stuck banging fat chicks for the next few months til you get your pua cred back