How is this for unhelpful..

[Andre]

Shame it wasnt red nose day you would have had some sort of cover story.

Say you won a bet; cause no one told you about it, you won 50 bucks!


This could turn into something like George would do in a sinfield episode.

[Trainer Monkey]

Diz,you know I like you,but I swear,if I was your co-worker, I wouldnt have said a thing.
I would have laughed my ass off plenty,just not when you where in earshot.