Facts from my girlfriend's Pads

[ICB]

Those fucking moose get they deserve

From what I've read about Moose 90% of those accidents were most likely fatal to the people in the car

No doubt about that, moose are fucking large. We don't have any around here luckily. Just bears and cougars.

I agree with you the hell with em, i went to see my auntie and its quite a distant away. And just before you get there, theres a woody bit and the road is almost virtually pitch black. I went there in the afternoon and see my cousin's ETC.

I left there at night time and i was coming back down that road i was telling you about, and a frigging deer came out of nowhere almost making me crash. I literally had to turn over the other side of the road to avoid it, i almost crashed with an oncoming car aswell.

So ever since almost being killed all i can say is the hell with em. I couldn't careless about em i hope they get run over by a monster truck.

[Andre]

From what I've read about Moose 90% of those accidents were most likely fatal to the people in the car

No doubt about that, moose are fucking large. We don't have any around here luckily. Just bears and cougars.

I agree with you the hell with em, i went to see my auntie and its quite a distant away. And just before you get there, theres a woody bit and the road is almost virtually pitch black. I went there in the afternoon and see my cousin's ETC.

I left there at night time and i was coming back down that road i was telling you about, and a frigging deer came out of nowhere almost making me crash. I literally had to turn over the other side of the road to avoid it, i almost crashed with an oncoming car aswell.

So ever since almost being killed all i can say is the hell with em. I couldn't careless about em i hope they get run over by a monster truck.

reminds me of the skit Bill Hicks did about his hunting cousin..
Bill says why do you even bother to hunt? Cousin says oh its the art and the stealth you know more than the kill; we roll in deer dung we dont smoke or drink no odors other than being natural hunt up wind its an art getting a deer. Bills says "Fuk I just got one with my truck on the way over here."

[CFH]

From what I've read about Moose 90% of those accidents were most likely fatal to the people in the car

No doubt about that, moose are fucking large. We don't have any around here luckily. Just bears and cougars.

I agree with you the hell with em, i went to see my auntie and its quite a distant away. And just before you get there, theres a woody bit and the road is almost virtually pitch black. I went there in the afternoon and see my cousin's ETC.

I left there at night time and i was coming back down that road i was telling you about, and a frigging deer came out of nowhere almost making me crash. I literally had to turn over the other side of the road to avoid it, i almost crashed with an oncoming car aswell.

So ever since almost being killed all i can say is the hell with em. I couldn't careless about em i hope they get run over by a monster truck.

Deer are nothing compared to moose though. We have tons of deer around here. A moose is like a giant, roided up deer. They're fucking huge.