Facts from my girlfriend's Pads

[Youngblood]

Meh. I live in Mooseville. If you live in my city and don't know someone who hasn't hit and/or been killed by a moose, you haven't lived here long.

They are perfectly built with the long legs and all that trunk weight, that when hit...then come crashing through the cab of just about any non-commercial vehicle and will take your head right off. They don't attack. They're just stupid and wander out on the road a lot, and particularly dusk and predawn.

[CGM]

Oh, if a moose is agitated, it will attack all right, especially during rutting season. They are not the smartest of animals. There's plenty of documented cases of moose attacks available.