Has ANYYY of you ever had to do this...

[yvonne]

I had a mate who once had a big dirty crap inside a golf hole.I think it was on hole number 9 on my local golf course.I was laughing my bollocks off when he turned around to me and said,"Mate,im dying to have a shit!"The golf course was right in the middle of nowhere and as we being daft young kids(Me and him where little bastards when we were kids,we really were a hand full)i laughted and said to him,"I dare you to have a big dirty shit in the golf hole!"and he looked at me and laughted and said,"Why not,it'll be funny"and he pulled down his trousers and had a shite in the hole and wipe his arse on leaves.We were about 9 year old at the time.It was sooo funny!He is in prison now though,he was a crazy fucker and never changedHe went into some heavy shit when he got older,,lucky for me i got out of the kind of things he got into.Funny as fook though.Me and me other mate's have mentioned about that time a few times and all end up on our backs laughing soo hard.Great times.We got up to all kinds of mad things.I look back and think,,"Gee,,i cant believe some of the things we used to do for fun."Some of the things we used to do could of killed us.I count meself lucky to be alive really!!!