Has ANYYY of you ever had to do this...

[Gandalf]

Thats a shocking story, but understandable. If you've got to crap you've got to crap. Ive never been in a situation, but imagine I would have to do the same. Not much else you can do, I guess.

I remember about a year ago I was in a bar and I needed to piss. Needless to say, I was a bit shocked to get to the urinal to find a mound of poo smack, bang in the middle of it. I couldnt believe someone had gone to the effort of shitting into the urinal when the cubicle was only 6 feet away.

You've gotta do what you've gotta do. Not that Im implying you should have found a urinal and done a plop in there. No much better off in the open.