I'll tell you a funny story i once needed to go badly, i was in high school and you know when your in class and you need to do your business or whatever. The teacher gives you a letter, well i had to run literally because i was dying to go and i done my business.

Then i find out some cunts have took all the toilet paper's off, so the only thing i could do is wipe my ass with the letter i was given. Luckily it only took a few wipes but guess what i did next, because i hated my teacher. And she would treat me like shit, i decided "Hey why not treat her like shit".

So when i went back into class she wanted me to give her the letter back, so i glady obliged and gave her the letter and she went screaming out of the class room fucking hilarious. I then got in big trouble with the head mistress.

And she was asking me why i did it and ETC and i lied and said i didn't do it. Saying i dropped the letter where some kid had shitted on the floor, and that the teacher forced me to give her the letter and that i tried to tell her.

All BS of course and when the teacher i done that too come in, while i was with the head mistress and said i was lying. I said "Well if you don't believe me why not go and test the shit". And she went storming out LOL one of my finer moments i might add