Embarrasing Injuries

[Trainer Monkey]

My entry in to the dumbest injury Ive ever gotten series
About 5 years ago we adopted a 3 year old Pitt Bull.
Im screwing around wrestling with him, but Im also wondering what my kids up to(a constant state for the parent of a boy) and the dog jerks his head back. He catches me right in the kisser. Ive done 30 years of one form of martial combat or another. I have never seen a lip busted this bad.Especially on an impact wound. The back of his head literally busted my lip from the bottom of my nose all the way down and it spread completely open almost a half inch wide.And I should have known better,I was taught how to train dogs,and was told that with a head heavy dog,even if your playing,pay attention to their head more then anything.
Here's the problem,I had to work the wife to get her to let me adopt a Pitt as a dog(I like the breed),the dog hadnt done anything wrong,we were just playing around. But I dont want the dog to get in to trouble. My wife caught me in the bathroom trying to hold my lip back together. Even then I wouldnt go to the doctor because I was more worried about the dog getting in to trouble for me being a dork and not paying attention,so I had her drive to the Pharmacy to pick up some butterflies to hold it shut that way.
Even though I have a suprisingly small scar from it,I pay way more attention if I want to wrestle around with the dog

[leggy]

my mate hit a for sale sign the other day it spun round hit him back hes now got grazes and a black eye

[amat]

My stupidest injuries or periods of stupidity are always self inflicted. I tend to punch myself when I get adrenaline flowing, to much. One time I was playing basketball and I punched myself on the top of my head and I got super woozy. I crossed my legs like 3 times THANK GOD no one saw me. I had a headache all night and a fat knot, it was nuts.

Another time I was playing tennis and I was really frustrated and I always lick the racket I don't know why I'm wierd, I get heated and do that stuff. Anyways, one time I was super frustrated at something and I put a tennis ball in my mouth and bit all the way down. Didn't think much of it, tasted like rubber like a rubber grip or something but then when I tried to spit it out, the ball snapped my jaw open and I honestly thought I had broke it.

Felt REALLY dumb both times.

[CutMeMick]

Another time I was playing tennis and I was really frustrated and I always lick the racket I don't know why I'm wierd, I get heated and do that stuff. Anyways, one time I was super frustrated at something and I put a tennis ball in my mouth and bit all the way down. Didn't think much of it, tasted like rubber like a rubber grip or something but then when I tried to spit it out, the ball snapped my jaw open and I honestly thought I had broke it.

Well at least your not like Youzhny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzEd2ctUIas

[CutMeMick]

Embarrasing injuries...hhuuummmm....

I've told this one before in a thread about sex.

The most embarrasing would probably be the time I was having sex with my then girlfriend. We were on my bed and I had her legs up in the air were allover the bed and I was leaning/inclined towards the wall I start doing my thing and I cause her to kick her legs. She hits a frame that was on the wall and edge of the metal frame hits me on the side of my head and cuts me. I have a scar on the side of my head.

We didn't stop fucking we kept going, eventhough I was bleeding.

[CGM]

Embarrasing injuries...hhuuummmm....

I've told this one before in a thread about sex.

The most embarrasing would probably be the time I was having sex with my then girlfriend. We were on my bed and I had her legs up in the air were allover the bed and I was leaning/inclined towards the wall I start doing my thing and I cause her to kick he legs. She hits a frame that was on the wall and edge of the metal frame hits me on the side of my head and cuts me. I have a scar on the side of my head.

We didn't stop fucking we kept going, eventhough I was bleeding.

Like a true warrior.

[CutMeMick]

Embarrasing injuries...hhuuummmm....

I've told this one before in a thread about sex.

The most embarrasing would probably be the time I was having sex with my then girlfriend. We were on my bed and I had her legs up in the air were allover the bed and I was leaning/inclined towards the wall I start doing my thing and I cause her to kick he legs. She hits a frame that was on the wall and edge of the metal frame hits me on the side of my head and cuts me. I have a scar on the side of my head.

We didn't stop fucking we kept going, eventhough I was bleeding.

Like a true warrior.

[Andre]

Embarrasing injuries...hhuuummmm....

I've told this one before in a thread about sex.

The most embarrasing would probably be the time I was having sex with my then girlfriend. We were on my bed and I had her legs up in the air were allover the bed and I was leaning/inclined towards the wall I start doing my thing and I cause her to kick her legs. She hits a frame that was on the wall and edge of the metal frame hits me on the side of my head and cuts me. I have a scar on the side of my head.

We didn't stop fucking we kept going, even though I was bleeding.

Good job mate.

No injury, but once about 30 years ago i was doing some bird on the bonnet of a car in the car port next to an open air party and we rolled out there into the main driveway! I was finished anyway,comming while we were comming: a few mates helped push it back in .

Think one of them helped her out later as well.

[CGM]

Embarrasing injuries...hhuuummmm....

I've told this one before in a thread about sex.

The most embarrasing would probably be the time I was having sex with my then girlfriend. We were on my bed and I had her legs up in the air were allover the bed and I was leaning/inclined towards the wall I start doing my thing and I cause her to kick her legs. She hits a frame that was on the wall and edge of the metal frame hits me on the side of my head and cuts me. I have a scar on the side of my head.

We didn't stop fucking we kept going, even though I was bleeding.

Good job mate.

No injury, but once about 30 years ago i was doing some bird on the bonnet of a car in the car port next to an open air party and we rolled out there into the main driveway! I was finished anyway,comming while we were comming: a few mates helped push it back in .

Think one of them helped her out later as well.

If it was CutMeMick, I think he would have finished the job even if the car rolled right out into the street first.

[Andre]

My stupidest injuries or periods of stupidity are always self inflicted. I tend to punch myself when I get adrenaline flowing, to much. One time I was playing basketball and I punched myself on the top of my head and I got super woozy. I crossed my legs like 3 times THANK GOD no one saw me. I had a headache all night and a fat knot, it was nuts.

Another time I was playing tennis and I was really frustrated and I always lick the racket I don't know why I'm wierd, I get heated and do that stuff. Anyways, one time I was super frustrated at something and I put a tennis ball in my mouth and bit all the way down. Didn't think much of it, tasted like rubber like a rubber grip or something but then when I tried to spit it out, the ball snapped my jaw open and I honestly thought I had broke it.

Felt REALLY dumb both times.

You are Sol Rosenberg aren't you?

Do you remember the jerky boys those guys who started prank calls.

He had a sort of jewish/ gay /kind /queens style accent.
He'd say stuff like "Oh I like to beat myself unmerseyfull".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUdwH...eature=related