Quote Originally Posted by amat View Post
My stupidest injuries or periods of stupidity are always self inflicted. I tend to punch myself when I get adrenaline flowing, to much. One time I was playing basketball and I punched myself on the top of my head and I got super woozy. I crossed my legs like 3 times THANK GOD no one saw me. I had a headache all night and a fat knot, it was nuts.

Another time I was playing tennis and I was really frustrated and I always lick the racket I don't know why I'm wierd, I get heated and do that stuff. Anyways, one time I was super frustrated at something and I put a tennis ball in my mouth and bit all the way down. Didn't think much of it, tasted like rubber like a rubber grip or something but then when I tried to spit it out, the ball snapped my jaw open and I honestly thought I had broke it.

Felt REALLY dumb both times.
You are Sol Rosenberg aren't you?

Do you remember the jerky boys those guys who started prank calls.

He had a sort of jewish/ gay /kind /queens style accent.
He'd say stuff like "Oh I like to beat myself unmerseyfull".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUdwH...eature=related