Bilbo, I have found the perfect job for you.

[CutMeMick]

If ever a job was made for Bilbo, it's that one there...

[Youngblood]

Not knowing why, the expression ...


"Look ma...no hands!' immediately popped into my head. Not even sure if it makes sense.

[No Contest]

Do they mind if you wank off during work hours? Bilbo may get fired on day one.

[Drago]

bilbo would work weekends & never take holidays

[Andre]

bilbo would work weekends & never take holidays

The white coats would eventualy run in and try to pull him off of himself .
Yelling " Bilbo snap out of it son ,double time and a half is your weekend wages not how fast you have to spank the monkey "!

[Dizaster]

bilbo would work weekends & never take holidays

The white coats would eventualy run in and try to pull him off of himself .
Yelling " Bilbo snap out of it son ,double time and a half is your weekend wages not how fast you have to spank the monkey "!

Not to mention the injury payouts the company will be up for from biblo's R.S.I

They'll need to supplement an hour of the viewing time with a program of stretching, physiotherapy and strengthening of the hand, wrist and arm muscles to prevent injury...

The more you think about it, he'd probably end up being a liability to the company.... But you just can't pay for the experience Biblo has in this field, so the positives probably outweigh the negatives..