Who is the bigger cheater?

[killersheep]

Well I see Ice is still protesting his innocence on all counts. It's still of significance to the jury however that Ice has continued to answer any of the questions I put to him in my chess expose thread.

We have a post from a year ago where he says in conversation that he only just about knows how to move the pieces and has only played a couple times. Now after trouncing a veteran player like GGM whilst suffering from a suspicious lag he tells us he was a chess prodigy and studied grandmaster games.

I would like to hear him explain this descrepancy.

Also he refused to tell me the openings he played in his online games even though ANY chessplayer who had studied grandmaster level games would know full well what openings were used, CGM certainly remembered the game.


In relation to him being Britkid, well I'm not certain but there ARE suspicians that I shall attempt to demonstrate

Actually though according to Wiki CGM was wrong about one thing. A 2100 rating wouldn't put you in the top 10 percent of chess players it would put you in the top 2 percent!

So out of the 87,000 tournament players in the US you are better, after just a couple games than 85260 of them!

You comfortably amongst the top 2000 best chessplayers in the whole of North America, out of a population 303,826,640 people.

It's like saying you put on a pair of boxing gloves a couple times and are now a British champion.

You are a marvel Ice, your 2100 rating is simply incredible

billy maybe he was trying to lure you to think he isn't as good as he really is or maybe he wasn't aware he was that good thats why he made a comment like that but he didn't mean it litterally.

I would made comments like that before playing somebody new, and then pull of a four move check mate.

pawn infront of king 2 forward.

bishop c4

queeny f3

queeny f7 checkmate! works all the time.

unless your opponent moves the wrong pawn then your overextended with an unprotected queen in the sails.

[Julius Rain]

Well I see Ice is still protesting his innocence on all counts. It's still of significance to the jury however that Ice has continued to answer any of the questions I put to him in my chess expose thread.

We have a post from a year ago where he says in conversation that he only just about knows how to move the pieces and has only played a couple times. Now after trouncing a veteran player like GGM whilst suffering from a suspicious lag he tells us he was a chess prodigy and studied grandmaster games.

I would like to hear him explain this descrepancy.

Also he refused to tell me the openings he played in his online games even though ANY chessplayer who had studied grandmaster level games would know full well what openings were used, CGM certainly remembered the game.


In relation to him being Britkid, well I'm not certain but there ARE suspicians that I shall attempt to demonstrate

Actually though according to Wiki CGM was wrong about one thing. A 2100 rating wouldn't put you in the top 10 percent of chess players it would put you in the top 2 percent!

So out of the 87,000 tournament players in the US you are better, after just a couple games than 85260 of them!

You comfortably amongst the top 2000 best chessplayers in the whole of North America, out of a population 303,826,640 people.

It's like saying you put on a pair of boxing gloves a couple times and are now a British champion.

You are a marvel Ice, your 2100 rating is simply incredible

billy maybe he was trying to lure you to think he isn't as good as he really is or maybe he wasn't aware he was that good thats why he made a comment like that but he didn't mean it litterally.

I would made comments like that before playing somebody new, and then pull of a four move check mate.

pawn infront of king 2 forward.

bishop c4

queeny f3

queeny f7 checkmate! works all the time.

unless your opponent moves the wrong pawn then your overextended with an unprotected queen in the sails.

true, but if you knew the oppenent is capable of such a cockblocking move then you bring out the horse instead and make it a 7 move matey.

[Gandalf]

I voted Margarito in an effort not to appear controversial.

As far as Im concerned to cheat in a chess game is a most heinous crime. To commit such a crime would merit capital punishment using a cunning combination of methods that, I myself, believe to work in absolute accord with one another. The means is a combination of tried and trusted methods of state sponsored murder. The noose combined with the guillotine. The person is pushed from the stage and the noose tightens around the neck. The force of the tightening noose unleashes the mini guillotine which is conveniently attached to the penis. An orgy of death and manhood decapitation. The penis is kept for scientific research purposes, of course. After all we are of a progressive society.

But I am not the judge in this mighty case. The judge is Boozeboxer, the student of law and imbiber of all things alcoholic. May he combine the two and make a judgment to satiate all.

[boozeboxer]

I am no judge. I Just wanted the truth, I thought if I laid it all out there it would become clearer. Maybe it won't.

[Gandalf]

I am no judge. I Just wanted the truth, I thought if I laid it all out there it would become clearer. Maybe it won't.

Who is the judge around here then? I reckon Fenster would make a mighty fine Saddo boxing judge. He is a man that deals with facts. Facts. Facts. And facts. And he wants to be a gay, which is quite lovely.

Judge is such a strange word I find that alignment of d and g to be disconcerting. Maybe its just me. but I just dont like it.

If guilty, I would apply my death device to Antonio Margarito with a special innovation. Two added guilotines (spelling?) to each of his hands. And a further guilotine to the cock on his head.

I dont think Ice is Britkid anyway. And Im not totally sold on the Margarito thing yet. The chess cheating is more likely, but I dont know about that. That is all.