Who is the bigger cheater?

[Gandalf]

I voted Margarito in an effort not to appear controversial.

As far as Im concerned to cheat in a chess game is a most heinous crime. To commit such a crime would merit capital punishment using a cunning combination of methods that, I myself, believe to work in absolute accord with one another. The means is a combination of tried and trusted methods of state sponsored murder. The noose combined with the guillotine. The person is pushed from the stage and the noose tightens around the neck. The force of the tightening noose unleashes the mini guillotine which is conveniently attached to the penis. An orgy of death and manhood decapitation. The penis is kept for scientific research purposes, of course. After all we are of a progressive society.

But I am not the judge in this mighty case. The judge is Boozeboxer, the student of law and imbiber of all things alcoholic. May he combine the two and make a judgment to satiate all.

[boozeboxer]

I am no judge. I Just wanted the truth, I thought if I laid it all out there it would become clearer. Maybe it won't.

[Gandalf]

I am no judge. I Just wanted the truth, I thought if I laid it all out there it would become clearer. Maybe it won't.

Who is the judge around here then? I reckon Fenster would make a mighty fine Saddo boxing judge. He is a man that deals with facts. Facts. Facts. And facts. And he wants to be a gay, which is quite lovely.

Judge is such a strange word I find that alignment of d and g to be disconcerting. Maybe its just me. but I just dont like it.

If guilty, I would apply my death device to Antonio Margarito with a special innovation. Two added guilotines (spelling?) to each of his hands. And a further guilotine to the cock on his head.

I dont think Ice is Britkid anyway. And Im not totally sold on the Margarito thing yet. The chess cheating is more likely, but I dont know about that. That is all.