Why does David Haye live in Northern Cyprus

[Wayne]

So Cyprus isn't chocked full of hot chicks Haye could run through in his downtime? I hear European women really dig black guys.

[JazMerkin]

So Cyprus isn't chocked full of hot chicks Haye could run through in his downtime? I hear European women really dig black guys.

I think the place in Northern Cyprus is a village rather than a kind of clubbing town. It varys depending on where you are, but yeah I would say its good out in Europe, although Cyprus they weren't really on it, like I gotta piece & so did my bredrin, but we both mixed-race & quite light skin so wasn't that much darker than them. In western Europe, Italy particularly, they are bang on it with black boys

[X]

If anyone knows ol Hayemaker, please forward this handy phrasebook to him:



AKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN
Thank you for showing me your marvellous gun.

FEKR GABUL ORADAN DAVAT PAEH CUSH DIVAR
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor
with my arms above my head and my legs apart.

SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH DEH GOFTEH BANDE
I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.

AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the boot
of your car.

FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESH MOHEMARA JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN
If you will do me the kindness of not harming by genital appendages I will
gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.


MINFUDLUK-AL ERDOGLU GRECOKALI ARHAT ....
Yes, O Wise one, I agree that Death should be rained on those Greek infidels on the other side of the island. ....


.....NAM, KORWSH AH JANDAWLAHI
... yes, and it was you who envented the shish kebab and they just copied it off you

MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN
The red blindfold will be lovely your excellency.

TIEKH NUNEH OB KHREELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM
The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I really must
have the recipe.

[Conrad]

If anyone knows ol Hayemaker, please forward this handy phrasebook to him:



AKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN
Thank you for showing me your marvellous gun.

FEKR GABUL ORADAN DAVAT PAEH CUSH DIVAR
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor
with my arms above my head and my legs apart.

SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH DEH GOFTEH BANDE
I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.

AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the boot
of your car.

FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESH MOHEMARA JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN
If you will do me the kindness of not harming by genital appendages I will
gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.


MINFUDLUK-AL ERDOGLU GRECOKALI ARHAT ....
Yes, O Wise one, I agree that Death should be rained on those Greek infidels on the other side of the island. ....


.....NAM, KORWSH AH JANDAWLAHI
... yes, and it was you who envented the shish kebab and they just copied it off you

MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN
The red blindfold will be lovely your excellency.

TIEKH NUNEH OB KHREELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM
The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I really must
have the recipe.

Those were class X,

Especially: It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the boot of your car.

Isn't North Cyprus the only place in Euope that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the UK, ie if you have done somet wrong you go to North Cyprus!!

Personally I wasn't a fan of the Turks when in Bodrum, agressive little feckers trying to sell me fake Lacoste T-shirts! Southern Cyprus was nice though, if a little pricey.

Hot women though both sides no doubt!!!

[Trainer Monkey]

Probably lack of distractions,its no different from Mack having his camp in Cali distance wise