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I have been watching this thread with some interest now, and have kept quiet so far.

But, I am actually Garry Kasparov.
On this subject, while taking a well earned break from my political campaigning in Armenia, I read an article the other day which claimed that over 70% of our bishops were gay.

In order to bring the game up to date, we should change the rules of chess now to resemble this fact.....the bishops would still move in the same directions but could only be taken from behind.

It's just this level of quality debate on wide ranging issues that makes this forum so worthwhile. I think Scrap is the ghost of Bobby Fischer and I'm sure he'll concur with my idea.