If you have five dollars and Mike Arnaoutis has five dollars, Mike Arnaoutis has more money than you.

Mike Arnaoutis can sneeze with his eyes open.

Mike Arnaoutis can kill two stones with one bird

Mike Arnaoutis invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear. Which is why Pacquiao ducks him.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Mike Arnaoutis's jab.

If you spell Mike Arnaoutis in Scrabble, you win. Forever.


Take a deep breath... thats not you breathing, its Mike Arnaoutis holding his breath.