Tuesday Jokes

[Preme]

i text you way better ones than them every day missy

ok i know most are about dead celebs or racist as hell, but some are postable! lol

[X]

What does Bob Geldof like to smother in cream?

Peaches.

[smashup]

For Sale - Blonde Female Wig..Mothers day gift (unused)

Call Jack
Essex Area

[smashup]

Just heard it was a great Xmas at the Travolta house...

John got a Playstation 3, his wife got an X-Box 360 and the kid had a Wii Fit

[Howlin Mad Missy]

ah come on if you don't like tim vine esqe puns there's something wrong with you.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

i text you way better ones than them every day missy

ok i know most are about dead celebs or racist as hell, but some are postable! lol

true. Some I even send my mother

[X]

I took my incontinent grandmother to the pub yesterday.

It was all going fine until I tripped over her stool.