Quote Originally Posted by Violent Demise View Post
(phone) Ring. Ring

Violent D: Who the fukk this?
JT: It's me. The menace. What you got going on?
Violent D: Nothing much. Just here chilling. Drinking on some BomBay and watching Ricky Hatton spear the corner post again.
JT: That's lovely. It never gets old. But the way I need a favor.
Violent D: Say no more. She's on her way. But remember the Golden line. "She said she was 18". I'm still cleaning up Boozes mess. I'm getting tired of that.
JT: Nah man. Not that. I'm still feeling that 17 year old. I mean 18 year old from last night.
Violent D: Than what you need? Speak my n***a
JT: A punching bag. I'm getting my work out on. I know you got a bunch of them.
Violent D (walking to his basement): That I do. That I do. What you looking for? Durability? Softness? What?
JT: What you recommend?
Violent D: Well I got the Saddo Boxer bag. It's pretty durable. It gets beat on, on a daily basis. The Brucelee one is not as durable. But it comes in pink.
JT: What else you got?
Violent D: I got a Kirkland Laing. A Taeth bag. If you want I can knock the dust off some of my old ones and let you pick. I got Fenster, Julius Rains, Memphis, Big H, Steelie, Munky, Bilbo. You name it. I got it. I even got me a Kid Thunder bag. Believe it or not.
JT: I heard some of them actually try and hit back?
Violent D: LOL. Where you hear that? The Big H one scratched back. But that's about it. Nothing you can't handle. What exactly you looking for?
JT: I ain't really trying to go all out on my work out. I'm just trying to impress this new MILF that moved next door. I need something that will make me look good.
Violent D: Say no more. I got the perfect punching bag for you. The hattonthehammer bag. Not durable at all. Plenty soft. Doesn't fight back. And it comes in pink as well.
JT: That will do just fine. I'll pick it up in an hour.
Violent D: Alright. Don't forget to bring my barely legal back.

Brucelee comes in pink with a knife. You have been owned by brucelee many times and your momma is my witness. LOL.

I heard you cried to your momma when you were banned because of foolishness and you had to blame brucelee for it.

Still remember the time when you were banned because of being a racist?