JT Rock's search for a punching bag

[Violent Demise]

(phone) Ring. Ring

Violent D: Who the fukk this?
JT: It's me. The menace. What you got going on?
Violent D: Nothing much. Just here chilling. Drinking on some BomBay and watching Ricky Hatton spear the corner post again.
JT: That's lovely. It never gets old. But the way I need a favor.
Violent D: Say no more. She's on her way. But remember the Golden line. "She said she was 18". I'm still cleaning up Boozes mess. I'm getting tired of that.
JT: Nah man. Not that. I'm still feeling that 17 year old. I mean 18 year old from last night.
Violent D: Than what you need? Speak my n***a
JT: A punching bag. I'm getting my work out on. I know you got a bunch of them.
Violent D (walking to his basement): That I do. That I do. What you looking for? Durability? Softness? What?
JT: What you recommend?
Violent D: Well I got the Saddo Boxer bag. It's pretty durable. It gets beat on, on a daily basis. The Brucelee one is not as durable. But it comes in pink.
JT: What else you got?
Violent D: I got a Kirkland Laing. A Taeth bag. If you want I can knock the dust off some of my old ones and let you pick. I got Fenster, Julius Rains, Memphis, Big H, Steelie, Munky, Bilbo. You name it. I got it. I even got me a Kid Thunder bag. Believe it or not.
JT: I heard some of them actually try and hit back?
Violent D: LOL. Where you hear that? The Big H one scratched back. But that's about it. Nothing you can't handle. What exactly you looking for?
JT: I ain't really trying to go all out on my work out. I'm just trying to impress this new MILF that moved next door. I need something that will make me look good.
Violent D: Say no more. I got the perfect punching bag for you. The hattonthehammer bag. Not durable at all. Plenty soft. Doesn't fight back. And it comes in pink as well.
JT: That will do just fine. I'll pick it up in an hour.
Violent D: Alright. Don't forget to bring my barely legal back.

Brucelee comes in pink with a knife. You have been owned by brucelee many times and your momma is my witness. LOL.

I heard you cried to your momma when you were banned because of foolishness and you had to blame brucelee for it.

Still remember the time when you were banned because of being a racist?

What I do remember is you and your so-called "wife" sending a million PM's to the admin crying how I was destroying you on a daily basis. I also remember you getting drunk off that non-alcholic beer and actually claiming you knew more Boxing () than me. That's when the forum told you your an idiot and showed you otherwise.

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...c-groupie.html

Who actually voted for you? Fellow flips and my other punching bags.

[brucelee]

(phone) Ring. Ring

Violent D: Who the fukk this?
JT: It's me. The menace. What you got going on?
Violent D: Nothing much. Just here chilling. Drinking on some BomBay and watching Ricky Hatton spear the corner post again.
JT: That's lovely. It never gets old. But the way I need a favor.
Violent D: Say no more. She's on her way. But remember the Golden line. "She said she was 18". I'm still cleaning up Boozes mess. I'm getting tired of that.
JT: Nah man. Not that. I'm still feeling that 17 year old. I mean 18 year old from last night.
Violent D: Than what you need? Speak my n***a
JT: A punching bag. I'm getting my work out on. I know you got a bunch of them.
Violent D (walking to his basement): That I do. That I do. What you looking for? Durability? Softness? What?
JT: What you recommend?
Violent D: Well I got the Saddo Boxer bag. It's pretty durable. It gets beat on, on a daily basis. The Brucelee one is not as durable. But it comes in pink.
JT: What else you got?
Violent D: I got a Kirkland Laing. A Taeth bag. If you want I can knock the dust off some of my old ones and let you pick. I got Fenster, Julius Rains, Memphis, Big H, Steelie, Munky, Bilbo. You name it. I got it. I even got me a Kid Thunder bag. Believe it or not.
JT: I heard some of them actually try and hit back?
Violent D: LOL. Where you hear that? The Big H one scratched back. But that's about it. Nothing you can't handle. What exactly you looking for?
JT: I ain't really trying to go all out on my work out. I'm just trying to impress this new MILF that moved next door. I need something that will make me look good.
Violent D: Say no more. I got the perfect punching bag for you. The hattonthehammer bag. Not durable at all. Plenty soft. Doesn't fight back. And it comes in pink as well.
JT: That will do just fine. I'll pick it up in an hour.
Violent D: Alright. Don't forget to bring my barely legal back.

Brucelee comes in pink with a knife. You have been owned by brucelee many times and your momma is my witness. LOL.

I heard you cried to your momma when you were banned because of foolishness and you had to blame brucelee for it.

Still remember the time when you were banned because of being a racist?

What I do remember is you and your so-called "wife" sending a million PM's to the admin crying how I was destroying you on a daily basis. I also remember you getting drunk off that non-alcholic beer and actually claiming you knew more Boxing () than me. That's when the forum told you your an idiot and showed you otherwise.

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...c-groupie.html

Who actually voted for you? Fellow flips and my other punching bags.

Maybe you could start again a silly thread like that and let's see if you will win again.

[Douglas]

What JT needs is a Clubber punching bag. No, it won't hit back, but it's skinny, making it hard to hit.

Course it might leak jizz all over the place on a daily basis.

[CutMeMick]

I don't know if to laugh or just move on...

[Gandalf]

What JT needs is a Clubber punching bag. No, it won't hit back, but it's skinny, making it hard to hit.

Course it might leak jizz all over the place on a daily basis.

WTF??

[AdamGB]

Changed my avatar... the guy in this one is an even bigger fag than Kirk...