I went to lose weight, asked Him to give me something to make me sweat so He signed me off the sick
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I went to lose weight, asked Him to give me something to make me sweat so He signed me off the sick
Pain lasts a only a minute, but the memory will last forever....
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Ha ha ha...The one liners....Gotta love them
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Did you hear about the man who got hit by a tidal wave of tonic water? He was Schweppe'd away!
I missed me, so Im back!
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I failed in English when she asked what comes after a sentence I put my hand up "Miss miss I know" she said alright Andre your turn. "An appeal".
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Originally Posted by Andre
I failed in English when she asked what comes after a sentence I put my hand up "Miss miss I know" she said alright Andre your turn. "An appeal"
If you hear a voice within you saying that I am not a painter, then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced.
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lol, gotta love a bad joke thread.
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Doctor phoned the wife today about me...
He said he needed a sample of my Sweat, Urine and feces
when the wife got of the phone i asked her what the Doc wanted.... she said he wants me to take a pair of your underpants in
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