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    Default Re: Khan calls out Michael Jackson... FACT lol

    Quote Originally Posted by JazMerkin View Post
    I can already see Miles & Missy complaining that the Khan only won because the ref didn't stop the fight quick enough when Jacko's face started melting off & that if he hadn't had melting flesh in his eyes he would have knocked Khan clean out
    It's a possibility. Khan would knock Jacksons nose right off with the first headbutt he throws. And it would be downhill thereafter. Even with a nose being knocked off the doctor would just say "It's just a nosebleed, stop complaining like an alien and fight". Jackson would try to moonwalk but it's not easy to fight without a nose. The Warren led power control system would work to get the fight past the 4th. Only then would Wacko would be allowed to go to hospital and get his nose glued back on.

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    Default Re: Khan calls out Michael Jackson... FACT lol

    Quote Originally Posted by miles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JazMerkin View Post
    I can already see Miles & Missy complaining that the Khan only won because the ref didn't stop the fight quick enough when Jacko's face started melting off & that if he hadn't had melting flesh in his eyes he would have knocked Khan clean out
    It's a possibility. Khan would knock Jacksons nose right off with the first headbutt he throws. And it would be downhill thereafter. Even with a nose being knocked off the doctor would just say "It's just a nosebleed, stop complaining like an alien and fight". Jackson would try to moonwalk but it's not easy to fight without a nose. The Warren led power control system would work to get the fight past the 4th. Only then would Wacko would be allowed to go to hospital and get his nose glued back on.
    Khan would knock Jackson down around the 8th only to have him get up wearing his red jacket, and then have Thriller booming on in the background, he'd start to dance and then while having Khan mesmerized by the glittery socks while he spins, he'd hook Khan and with a weak tap that'd be the end for Amir lol

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    Default Re: Khan calls out Michael Jackson... FACT lol

    Quote Originally Posted by ElTerribleMorales View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by miles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JazMerkin View Post
    I can already see Miles & Missy complaining that the Khan only won because the ref didn't stop the fight quick enough when Jacko's face started melting off & that if he hadn't had melting flesh in his eyes he would have knocked Khan clean out
    It's a possibility. Khan would knock Jacksons nose right off with the first headbutt he throws. And it would be downhill thereafter. Even with a nose being knocked off the doctor would just say "It's just a nosebleed, stop complaining like an alien and fight". Jackson would try to moonwalk but it's not easy to fight without a nose. The Warren led power control system would work to get the fight past the 4th. Only then would Wacko would be allowed to go to hospital and get his nose glued back on.
    Khan would knock Jackson down around the 8th only to have him get up wearing his red jacket, and then have Thriller booming on in the background, he'd start to dance and then while having Khan mesmerized by the glittery socks while he spins, he'd hook Khan and with a weak tap that'd be the end for Amir lol


    Actually, this is one of those occasions where Khan would have my unreserved support. Barrera is one of my all time favourites, so I was bound to get upset by the Khan fight. But Jackson? No, Khan can headbutt him to his hearts content and I wouldn't batter an eyelid!

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    Default Re: Khan calls out Michael Jackson... FACT lol

    Michael Jackson can shoot effects from his sleeves, turn into a werewolf on a full moon or a giant robot on a shooting star. What can Khan do?

    Preparing for a concert is very different then preparing for a fight and Michael is a perfectionist. As an artist of his level he doesn't have that excuse "Well I overtrained for this concert, ill do better next time"

    This is his LAST concert so I'm pretty sure he'd want it to be perfect. Khan as a boxer could go in there and be sparked out and come back 4 months later. A performer or an artist doesn't have that kind of excuse

    It is kind of funny how Khan prepares him preparing at the Wild Card gym meanin he works harder then Michael Artists usually like to rehearse at the arena they are gonna perform in, because the stage effects and points where they want to set off are there. Khan isn't exactly preparing for his match every day at the arena is he? No he is doing it inside a gym where there are many boxing rings, there's no special effects, camera angles, pyrotechniques or dance moves he needs to choreograph depending on what ring he is in. But he tries to compare ot to Michael preparing for a concert and saying he is working harder. Tis comments like that that makes him look like a twat

    I think Khan is just jealous that Michael didn't ask him to make an appearance its probably been his dream to perform up there with Michael, but i'd be worried that when Michael did that kick of his that his shoe would fly off and knock out Khan off the stage into the pyrotechniques display, how dare Khan not thank Michael for his consideration to the mans safety

    Don't diss MJ you don't wanna be the guy who got his ass kicked by the man in glittering socks
    Last edited by Majesty; 05-23-2009 at 03:44 AM.
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