Max Kellerman vs. Andre Berto

[BoxingGorilla]

After Round 6 I got in the shower. I got out and dressed in time to catch the end of Round 12 and the post fight talk. Sure, it was a long shower for a man, but I took my time washing the hickories.

Anyway, Berto was making me unhappy. I thought for sure he would KO Urango. Why wouldn't I think that? Berto has the speed of a snake and Urango is as slow as an iron toad. Berto can strike more times than an army of bullet ants and Urango is as slow as Christmas morning.

I don't understand what Berto is striving for in the ring. Watching him clinch Urango is ridiculous. Can you imagine Akeem Olajuwon not blocking shots so he get more rebounds? Absurd.

[Hulk]

After Round 6 I got in the shower. I got out and dressed in time to catch the end of Round 12 and the post fight talk. Sure, it was a long shower for a man, but I took my time washing the hickories.

Anyway, Berto was making me unhappy. I thought for sure he would KO Urango. Why wouldn't I think that? Berto has the speed of a snake and Urango is as low as an iron toad. Berto can strike more times than an army of bullet ants and Urango is as slow as Christmas morning.

I don't understand what Berto is striving for in the ring. Watching him clinch Urango is ridiculous. Can you imagine Akeem Olajuwon not blocking shots so he get more rebounds? Absurd.

I must confess I enjoy long showers as well. I find them very relaxing.

[HattonTheHammer]

I have to watch live HBO casts with kellerman listening to music as i cannot stand even the whispers of his annoyingly one toned voice.

Once the fight finishes the boxing gets turned over!!

[BoxingGorilla]

I have to watch live HBO casts with kellerman listening to music as i cannot stand even the whispers of his annoyingly one toned voice.

You would dislike hearing me talk then. My voice is monotone, low pitched and spoken so that no one out of my confort zone can hear what I am saying.

People say I mumble, but it's because I don't open my mouth much when speaking because someone nearby might be a lip reader.

None of this is a joke.

[holmcall]

Max has a nasal NYC whine that makes scratching on a blackboard with your fingernails melodic in comparison. Plus, when is he going to learn how to do an interview by getting in close to the boxer--unless, of course, he has an aversion to sweat and stink!!

[HattonTheHammer]

I have to watch live HBO casts with kellerman listening to music as i cannot stand even the whispers of his annoyingly one toned voice.

You would dislike hearing me talk then. My voice is monotone, low pitched and spoken so that no one out of my confort zone can hear what I am saying.

People say I mumble, but it's because I don't open my mouth much when speaking because someone nearby might be a lip reader.

None of this is a joke.

As long as you dont chat half as much shit as kellerman does you`ll be just fine

[fan johnny]

I have to watch live HBO casts with kellerman listening to music as i cannot stand even the whispers of his annoyingly one toned voice.

Once the fight finishes the boxing gets turned over!!

Yea, I here ya, wouldn't it nice for old style radio commentators to get back into it?

[Lance Uppercut]

After Round 6 I got in the shower. I got out and dressed in time to catch the end of Round 12 and the post fight talk. Sure, it was a long shower for a man, but I took my time washing the hickories.

Anyway, Berto was making me unhappy. I thought for sure he would KO Urango. Why wouldn't I think that? Berto has the speed of a snake and Urango is as low as an iron toad. Berto can strike more times than an army of bullet ants and Urango is as slow as Christmas morning.

I don't understand what Berto is striving for in the ring. Watching him clinch Urango is ridiculous. Can you imagine Akeem Olajuwon not blocking shots so he get more rebounds? Absurd.

I also thought Berto's performance was annoying. Anyone who needs to hold that much in a boxing match should just become a wrestler. Needless to say, I will be rooting against him in future fights.

[The Fightfan]

After Round 6 I got in the shower. I got out and dressed in time to catch the end of Round 12 and the post fight talk. Sure, it was a long shower for a man, but I took my time washing the hickories.

Anyway, Berto was making me unhappy. I thought for sure he would KO Urango. Why wouldn't I think that? Berto has the speed of a snake and Urango is as low as an iron toad. Berto can strike more times than an army of bullet ants and Urango is as slow as Christmas morning.

I don't understand what Berto is striving for in the ring. Watching him clinch Urango is ridiculous. Can you imagine Akeem Olajuwon not blocking shots so he get more rebounds? Absurd.

I also thought Berto's performance was annoying. Anyone who needs to hold that much in a boxing match should just become a wrestler. Needless to say, I will be rooting against him in future fights.

That would make the three of us. The man should have penalized for excessive holding. It does say in the boxing handbook holding is a FOUL. I just don't understand some fighter's sure if your hurt it should be expected but why instead of throwing a punch move in and clinch. Anyway the fight was so damn boring I fell asleep. I had high expectation's and it just came crashing down. What a joke.