So what's great about Canada?

[CFH]

I so wanna blow myself right now. Yoga maybe?

Have you considered making a pact with the devil in exchange for increased flexibility?

Already used it up. Dbl'd my weener size. Flying a full 5" now.

Oh, and Fuck the Detroit Red Wings. That is all.

Detroit can't hear you, they've got their Stanley Cup rings plugging their ears...