what would you do for £500 pounds (750 dollars)

[Andre]

I would work for 6 hours.
I could dress up as an atm machine and wait for some unsuspecting old fool to come along and make a deposit of 500, and the monkeys mine!

[LEGION]

I'd run up and down the highway naked, smeared in peanut butter and honey, with 3 rat traps set off{one each for my nipples and one for my balls}, a banana poking out my arse, with a superman cape flowing behind me and a gerbil exercise wheel strapped to my head{gerbil pumped full of methamphetamins and running like the devil}all the while wearing clown shoes and singing Tiny Tim's "Tip Toe Through the Tulips"......I'd do it for nothing but the $750 would pay for my bail

[Dark Lord Al]

I would work for a day for £ 500 quid ,

[Youngblood]

I'd shit in a bag, then set it on fire on your doorstep. I might even do it for cheaper. Basically, is negotiable.

[Kel]

Set fire to a cat

[AdamGB]

I would work for a day for £ 500 quid ,

Would you give Kid Thunder a Compliment for £501?

[leftylee]

In all respect I don't need £500. My bank account is healthy now and will be even more healthier tomorrow as I get paid then. But the 5 tonne would add to my new car fund, so I wouldn't say no to it. At the moment I'm saving and spending little.

[Dark Lord Al]

I would work for a day for £ 500 quid ,

Would you give Kid Thunder a Compliment for £501?

No

[Gandalf]

I don't know. Maybe become a gigolo. Or mug someone.

[HattonTheHammer]

I don't know. Maybe become a gigolo. Or mug someone.

lol, finally a sensible answer

was waiting for someone to answer with "refinance the equity on my mortgage rate"