Nine words women use

[Andre]

1. Fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when THEY THINK they are right and you need to shut up.

Also when women say "I am fine" it really means "Fuck off".


I remember picking up a girl one weekend and I just didn't know what was wrong with her. She turn her head to the window and I just started talking as we usually did but she would just give me short uninspired answers "uh huh...yeah...yes..." which I thought was unusual. So I asked her "Are you ok?" and she gave me the typical "Yes, I am fine" with a sigh as she looked out the window. Ok, I continued talking about this and that and she continued giving me short uninspired responses. I asked again "You feeling ok?" to which she replied "I am fine" as she looked away from me. Well, I did a u-turn at the next stop light and drove back to her place to drop her back off. That's when she started talking "What are you doing?! Where are you going?!" this time I just nodded my head and didn't answer at all. Went to her side to open the door and help her out of the car and saw she was crying. I told her it would be better not to go out that day with that kind of attitude or our day would just turn sour and not something enjoyful. She explained what was going on and apologized. Cool, we relaxed for a few minutes and went out on our date as we planned. Things were better.

"I am fine"...Yeah right.

Turn and look at another woman straight away and say "Oh Yeah.. but shes dam fine" .

Job done 3 weeks of silent bliss.