Nine words women use

[Master]

This is to warn men about arguments they can avoid with women if they remember the terminology.

1. Fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go ahead: this is a dare not a permission. Don’t do it.
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, this is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing)
6. That’s OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: a woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on a ‘whatever’
8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F--- You!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong’ For the woman's response, refer to point 3.

[armin]

haha the whatever one is so true!!! Just got it the other night from the girlfriend, and interpreting whatever as fuck you makes way more sense.

[Spicoli]

Lol good stuff....but the five minutes one through me for a second before I read the rest

[Kel]

Some of them are too true

[bikersk]

So so true. Hee hee. - Whatever

[KKisser]

1. Fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when THEY THINK they are right and you need to shut up.

[Chino]

1. Fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when THEY THINK they are right and you need to shut up.

Also when women say "I am fine" it really means "Fuck off".


I remember picking up a girl one weekend and I just didn't know what was wrong with her. She turn her head to the window and I just started talking as we usually did but she would just give me short uninspired answers "uh huh...yeah...yes..." which I thought was unusual. So I asked her "Are you ok?" and she gave me the typical "Yes, I am fine" with a sigh as she looked out the window. Ok, I continued talking about this and that and she continued giving me short uninspired responses. I asked again "You feeling ok?" to which she replied "I am fine" as she looked away from me. Well, I did a u-turn at the next stop light and drove back to her place to drop her back off. That's when she started talking "What are you doing?! Where are you going?!" this time I just nodded my head and didn't answer at all. Went to her side to open the door and help her out of the car and saw she was crying. I told her it would be better not to go out that day with that kind of attitude or our day would just turn sour and not something enjoyful. She explained what was going on and apologized. Cool, we relaxed for a few minutes and went out on our date as we planned. Things were better.

"I am fine"...Yeah right.

[Andre]

1. Fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when THEY THINK they are right and you need to shut up.

Also when women say "I am fine" it really means "Fuck off".


I remember picking up a girl one weekend and I just didn't know what was wrong with her. She turn her head to the window and I just started talking as we usually did but she would just give me short uninspired answers "uh huh...yeah...yes..." which I thought was unusual. So I asked her "Are you ok?" and she gave me the typical "Yes, I am fine" with a sigh as she looked out the window. Ok, I continued talking about this and that and she continued giving me short uninspired responses. I asked again "You feeling ok?" to which she replied "I am fine" as she looked away from me. Well, I did a u-turn at the next stop light and drove back to her place to drop her back off. That's when she started talking "What are you doing?! Where are you going?!" this time I just nodded my head and didn't answer at all. Went to her side to open the door and help her out of the car and saw she was crying. I told her it would be better not to go out that day with that kind of attitude or our day would just turn sour and not something enjoyful. She explained what was going on and apologized. Cool, we relaxed for a few minutes and went out on our date as we planned. Things were better.

"I am fine"...Yeah right.

Turn and look at another woman straight away and say "Oh Yeah.. but shes dam fine" .

Job done 3 weeks of silent bliss.

[AdamGB]

I asked again "You feeling ok?" to which she replied "I am fine" as she looked away from me. Well, I did a u-turn at the next stop light and drove back to her place to drop her back off. That's when she started talking "What are you doing?! Where are you going?!"

I'm a cunt... I would have said: "nothing... I'm fine"

If she wanted me to play guessing games it'd be only fair for her to do the same.

[Chino]

1. Fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when THEY THINK they are right and you need to shut up.

Also when women say "I am fine" it really means "Fuck off".


I remember picking up a girl one weekend and I just didn't know what was wrong with her. She turn her head to the window and I just started talking as we usually did but she would just give me short uninspired answers "uh huh...yeah...yes..." which I thought was unusual. So I asked her "Are you ok?" and she gave me the typical "Yes, I am fine" with a sigh as she looked out the window. Ok, I continued talking about this and that and she continued giving me short uninspired responses. I asked again "You feeling ok?" to which she replied "I am fine" as she looked away from me. Well, I did a u-turn at the next stop light and drove back to her place to drop her back off. That's when she started talking "What are you doing?! Where are you going?!" this time I just nodded my head and didn't answer at all. Went to her side to open the door and help her out of the car and saw she was crying. I told her it would be better not to go out that day with that kind of attitude or our day would just turn sour and not something enjoyful. She explained what was going on and apologized. Cool, we relaxed for a few minutes and went out on our date as we planned. Things were better.

"I am fine"...Yeah right.

Turn and look at another woman straight away and say "Oh Yeah.. but shes dam fine" .

Job done 3 weeks of silent bliss.

Hahahahaha! Now that would get her talking right there! hahaha!

I asked again "You feeling ok?" to which she replied "I am fine" as she looked away from me. Well, I did a u-turn at the next stop light and drove back to her place to drop her back off. That's when she started talking "What are you doing?! Where are you going?!"

I'm a cunt... I would have said: "nothing... I'm fine"

If she wanted me to play guessing games it'd be only fair for her to do the same.

Hahahaha! Totally! Aw man! I missed that one. Having her give me uninspired responses and fake "I am fine" I should have answered the same when she got upset as I was driving back to her place "Chino, what are you doing?! Where are you going?!"......I could have answered "don't worry, I AM FINE" and then look away from her with a sigh hahahaha! Oh well.

I taught her that day that girlie dramas and girlie mind games don't do shit to me.

[Nameless]

I am not alone, I am not alone, thanks God, I am not alone!

I see a girl from time to time, we're not officially together though sometimes it could look like, the situation is a bit awkward as I might come back to Canada or move to Germany so I didn't want to make it official in order to not lie to her about the whereabouts of my future but she is so ddaaamnnn complicated:
The biggest problem with her: she believes what she feels. BUT... she doesn't make the difference between what you see and feel and what you do interprete. SO... whenever she feels sometimes, it's right BECAUSE she feels it... needless to say that it's often wrong and VERY difficult to argue against a truth from down inside, we neeed hours and hours sometimes to fix something that isdn't really a problem hehe, oh well, I find recomfort thinking that it wouldn,t be much different with another, I suppose.

[Chino]

This reminds me of those times when a girl will hunt for compliments. You have a girl come out in her bikini and as she kicks it with you ".....*gigles*.....oh my gaaawd, I am like, soooo fat, huh?" maybe those girls expect guys to go "Oh no baby, don't worry, you are totally hot. You are the most beautiful here!" to boost up their ego. Well, guess what, I tell them just what they told me. Sure, I will try not to go overboard hahaha! But I do tell them '...well, yeah, you are kinda chubby but, its ok, nothing you can't burn in the gym...hey! pass me another burger!" hahahaha!

If the girl came out with a different attitude. Even though she's chubby or whatever, I would still play around "Hey sexy thing, look at you! Ungh! Come over here!" Difference is that she's not hunting for compliments. I'll try to keep it honest. If I think she's chubby or skinny, I'll compliment her hair maybe "You did something to your hair? Cute!" or something else I think looks alright.

[Nameless]

This reminds me of those times when a girl will hunt for compliments. You have a girl come out in her bikini and as she kicks it with you ".....*gigles*.....oh my gaaawd, I am like, soooo fat, huh?" maybe those girls expect guys to go "Oh no baby, don't worry, you are totally hot. You are the most beautiful here!" to boost up their ego. Well, guess what, I tell them just what they told me. Sure, I will try not to go overboard hahaha! But I do tell them '...well, yeah, you are kinda chubby but, its ok, nothing you can't burn in the gym...hey! pass me another burger!" hahahaha!

If the girl came out with a different attitude. Even though she's chubby or whatever, I would still play around "Hey sexy thing, look at you! Ungh! Come over here!" Difference is that she's not hunting for compliments. I'll try to keep it honest. If I think she's chubby or skinny, I'll compliment her hair maybe "You did something to your hair? Cute!" or something else I think looks alright.

That absolutely reminds me of an old history with one of the hottest chick we had back in secondary school:

The girl was beyond anything we had at the time to say so BUT... she was horribly in lack of compliments. So, we had many circular benches on the public place of the school and she was sometimes coming to see us as she had some friends who were often sitting with us. As usual, she was often complaining that she was a bit fat and there was that bunch of testosteroned guys drooling and just trying to reassure her abour how incredible she was and such, hoping to either seduce her ot to get her attention a bit more.
As she already had did it a few times, I was quite pissed off at that circus, I was young and idiot like the others but that trick I knew at the time and i got what she really wanted. So, during one of her seance where I had decided it was enough and where she almost looked convincing, after she did her usual circus and that the guy were drooling too much for my tastes, I quietly turned my head toward her and very quietly I said: "Well, you definitely got weight on your legs but the rest is quite ok I think". I promise, the plain silence, I almost heard the guys who choked around me and the girl just muttered a little "tss-eehh" looked at me quite shocked with her eyes dillated as if she would have seen a dead, tried to mumble a word or two and just walk away. The guys were pissed at me but I explained them that she was just craving for attention but damn, it was worth it, especially as we know, legs and bottom = girls sensitive spot

[Andre]

Haha try " Youre not fat sweety but how did you smuggle all that crack through customs!?"

[HattonTheHammer]

words you`ll never hear a girlfriend/wife utter include...

"Sure you have a nice time out with your mates, i`ll clean the dishes"

"dont you spend that money on me you treat yourself to a nice pair of jeans"

"switch coronation street off i wanna watch the football"

"yeah shelley does have a nice arse doesnt she, you should tell her"

"if you wanna stick it up my arse and jizz over my face, please be my guest"



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