Why do women tennis players grunt so noisily?

[Gandalf]

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Yes, they do wear very short skirts and lots of the players don't seem to be wearing a bra. I see nipples everywhere.

Sex sells I guess. The same goes for athletics, women where 'em short and tight. Women's volleyball in the olympics is like that. Basketball is one exception. I think it's kind of silly what they have to wear, it detracts from the sport, but the women don't seem to mind. More money in their pocket?

Probably Wimbledon is the only tennis event that forces the women to wear short white skirts. It's pretty pretentious that way.

Women want to wear things like this all the time. They love the attention. A sport with rules like this is perfect for the glory-hunting bloddsucking woman.

Booze is the man!

I don't really mind what women wear, I just want to watch a game of tennis without the neighbours thinking I'm watching a slow motion porn flick on high volume.

[boozeboxer]

Sex sells I guess. The same goes for athletics, women where 'em short and tight. Women's volleyball in the olympics is like that. Basketball is one exception. I think it's kind of silly what they have to wear, it detracts from the sport, but the women don't seem to mind. More money in their pocket?

Probably Wimbledon is the only tennis event that forces the women to wear short white skirts. It's pretty pretentious that way.

Women want to wear things like this all the time. They love the attention. A sport with rules like this is perfect for the glory-hunting bloddsucking woman.

Booze is the man!

I don't really mind what women wear, I just want to watch a game of tennis without the neighbours thinking I'm watching a slow motion porn flick on high volume.

as if they can overhear your tele over the roar of the produce trucks...

[Gandalf]

Women want to wear things like this all the time. They love the attention. A sport with rules like this is perfect for the glory-hunting bloddsucking woman.

Booze is the man!

I don't really mind what women wear, I just want to watch a game of tennis without the neighbours thinking I'm watching a slow motion porn flick on high volume.

as if they can overhear your tele over the roar of the produce trucks...

Hahaha!

The only problem is that Wimbledon is on from about 9pm my time and goes on until the early hours which is the time during which those bastard food sellers go away. And is also the most likely time the strange foreign man will be playing noisy tennis porn.

It's Andy Murray against some other guy. So I'm okay right now.

[CGM]

Sex sells I guess. The same goes for athletics, women where 'em short and tight. Women's volleyball in the olympics is like that. Basketball is one exception. I think it's kind of silly what they have to wear, it detracts from the sport, but the women don't seem to mind. More money in their pocket?

Probably Wimbledon is the only tennis event that forces the women to wear short white skirts. It's pretty pretentious that way.

Women want to wear things like this all the time. They love the attention. A sport with rules like this is perfect for the glory-hunting bloddsucking woman.

Booze is the man!

I don't really mind what women wear, I just want to watch a game of tennis without the neighbours thinking I'm watching a slow motion porn flick on high volume.

Fine. I don't really "mind" either. Although I would sympathize of they complained about having to wear the stuff. But I'm sure we agree that in no way are the outfits chosen to optimize athletic performance.

[boozeboxer]

Women want to wear things like this all the time. They love the attention. A sport with rules like this is perfect for the glory-hunting bloddsucking woman.

Booze is the man!

I don't really mind what women wear, I just want to watch a game of tennis without the neighbours thinking I'm watching a slow motion porn flick on high volume.

Fine. I don't really "mind" either. Although I would sympathize of they complained about having to wear the stuff. But I'm sure we agree that in no way are the outfits chosen to optimize athletic performance.

Why would they complain? They are getting exactly what they want: men fawning over a sweaty ass woman in a tedious second-rate game. They have movie stars to see, cameras to peddle, all a bunch of cheap whores packaged in a classier way.

[Gandalf]

Women want to wear things like this all the time. They love the attention. A sport with rules like this is perfect for the glory-hunting bloddsucking woman.

Booze is the man!

I don't really mind what women wear, I just want to watch a game of tennis without the neighbours thinking I'm watching a slow motion porn flick on high volume.

Fine. I don't really "mind" either. Although I would sympathize of they complained about having to wear the stuff. But I'm sure we agree that in no way are the outfits chosen to optimize athletic performance.

I was just having some banter with Booze in that post. That was all.

The womens clothing is designed a certain way. And the uniforms are a bit sexist. Going by how the women dress the men should be playing in their undies with a miniscule kilt for protection. But that is not the game we get.

I was blase in that it really is just the tennis I am interested in. Maybe I'm just weird!

[LEGION]

Booze is the man!

I don't really mind what women wear, I just want to watch a game of tennis without the neighbours thinking I'm watching a slow motion porn flick on high volume.

Fine. I don't really "mind" either. Although I would sympathize of they complained about having to wear the stuff. But I'm sure we agree that in no way are the outfits chosen to optimize athletic performance.

I was just having some banter with Booze in that post. That was all.

The womens clothing is designed a certain way. And the uniforms are a bit sexist. Going by how the women dress the men should be playing in their undies with a miniscule kilt for protection. But that is not the game we get.

I was blase in that it really is just the tennis I am interested in. Maybe I'm just weird!

Me too. If I wanted to see scantily dressed women I wouldn't watch tennis; I'd go to redtube. There aren't any good looking women on tour anyways. The women's side has sucked since Justine Henin left, and the onl thing worth mentioning is their screechin and whore revealing clothes.

And the men are just as bad as they all look like ice cream cones in their fag clothes. Even Nadal got pushed into wearing classic style shirts, pink nonetheless. AndFederer wearing his closet hiding vests and carrying gold man purses

[CGM]

Booze is the man!

I don't really mind what women wear, I just want to watch a game of tennis without the neighbours thinking I'm watching a slow motion porn flick on high volume.

Fine. I don't really "mind" either. Although I would sympathize of they complained about having to wear the stuff. But I'm sure we agree that in no way are the outfits chosen to optimize athletic performance.

I was just having some banter with Booze in that post. That was all.

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OK I missed that you were responding to booze, and not me. Anyways we're on the same page. enjoy the tennis, for whatever you get out of it.

[Chino]

Women's sports will always be below men so I guess that since NORMAL clothed female tennis players weren't selling a single seat in a tournament maybe they changed their clothing to the mini skirt and I suppose that started to bring a couple of men/women to their tennis matches. Then they started adding the grunts and moans when they hit the ball and people got a little bit more into it or something.....I am just speculating .

Maybe if WNBA players wore mini skirts and grunted/moaned when throwing a pass or dribbling the ball, maaaaaybe they would be able to fill an arena at least half way .

[LEGION]

Women's sports will always be below men so I guess that since NORMAL clothed female tennis players weren't selling a single seat in a tournament maybe they changed their clothing to the mini skirt and I suppose that started to bring a couple of men/women to their tennis matches. Then they started adding the grunts and moans when they hit the ball and people got a little bit more into it or something.....I am just speculating .

Maybe if WNBA players wore mini skirts and grunted/moaned when throwing a pass or dribbling the ball, maaaaaybe they would be able to fill an arena at least half way .

They are even more hideous than the women tennis players

Fashion has always been a part of tennis; but these days it's really the only thing the WTA have to offer. All of these players switching out the #1 position on a weekly basis, games not evolving; seems the girls only want to get good so they can get clothing deals and be in the spotlight and be pamered; typical of women. The days of Navratilova and Chris Evert are gone; they were more interested in the game instead of the junk outside of it.

[Chino]

CFH,
You're right but there are also variations of the skirt. Some skirts seem like shorts. So they get to pick too. They know that skirt will be moving all over the place.

Women's sports will always be below men so I guess that since NORMAL clothed female tennis players weren't selling a single seat in a tournament maybe they changed their clothing to the mini skirt and I suppose that started to bring a couple of men/women to their tennis matches. Then they started adding the grunts and moans when they hit the ball and people got a little bit more into it or something.....I am just speculating .
Maybe if WNBA players wore mini skirts and grunted/moaned when throwing a pass or dribbling the ball, maaaaaybe they would be able to fill an arena at least half way .

They are even more hideous than the women tennis players
Fashion has always been a part of tennis; but these days it's really the only thing the WTA have to offer. All of these players switching out the #1 position on a weekly basis, games not evolving; seems the girls only want to get good so they can get clothing deals and be in the spotlight and be pamered; typical of women. The days of Navratilova and Chris Evert are gone; they were more interested in the game instead of the junk outside of it.

More "hideous" HAHAHAHAHA! Interesting, I didn't see it from that perspective. Still, women in pro sports want equal pay, equal sponsorships, etc. No way! It just won't happen. I can't see myself paying someone who doesn't even bring me at least half of what another person brings to the business.

[Spicoli]

I dont think Martina Navratilova (sp) was the type to be dictated too on what to wear.Pretty sure her game was solid.

For the large part its a media conscious sports world and attractiveness sells and helps attract viewers.Maybe I was shallow but only started watching tennis after seeing Steffi Graff.Had the nose of toucan sam but god those legs.Turns out she had skills as well.I think the grunting is as much a ploy-tactic or "look at me" issue as it can be viewed as a breathing technique.We see it in boxing alot.Frigging bop-bop Peterson brothers,Michael moorer and his 'swish'.Troy Dorsey was a Karate champion turned boxer and barked with every punch.

[LEGION]

I dont think Martina Navratilova (sp) was the type to be dictated too on what to wear.Pretty sure her game was solid.

For the large part its a media conscious sports world and attractiveness sells and helps attract viewers.Maybe I was shallow but only started watching tennis after seeing Steffi Graff.Had the nose of toucan sam but god those legs.Turns out she had skills as well.I think the grunting is as much a ploy-tactic or "look at me" issue as it can be viewed as a breathing technique.We see it in boxing alot.Frigging bop-bop Peterson brothers,Michael moorer and his 'swish'.Troy Dorsey was a Karate champion turned boxer and barked with every punch.

Steffi is the greatest women's player ever; only person to win all 4 majors and a gold medal in the same year; won all for majors at least 4 times. But yeah, that beak of hers is something to behold.

[Spicoli]

I dont think Martina Navratilova (sp) was the type to be dictated too on what to wear.Pretty sure her game was solid.

For the large part its a media conscious sports world and attractiveness sells and helps attract viewers.Maybe I was shallow but only started watching tennis after seeing Steffi Graff.Had the nose of toucan sam but god those legs.Turns out she had skills as well.I think the grunting is as much a ploy-tactic or "look at me" issue as it can be viewed as a breathing technique.We see it in boxing alot.Frigging bop-bop Peterson brothers,Michael moorer and his 'swish'.Troy Dorsey was a Karate champion turned boxer and barked with every punch.

Steffi is the greatest women's player ever; only person to win all 4 majors and a gold medal in the same year; won all for majors at least 4 times. But yeah, that beak of hers is something to behold.

No doubt.Tennis is tactics.I dont watch alot but nothing beats a good rally.

btw who was the little squat player from Argentina(??).She played Graff numerous times.Had some huge hair...built like a dump truck but had ability in a big way ??

[LEGION]

I dont think Martina Navratilova (sp) was the type to be dictated too on what to wear.Pretty sure her game was solid.

For the large part its a media conscious sports world and attractiveness sells and helps attract viewers.Maybe I was shallow but only started watching tennis after seeing Steffi Graff.Had the nose of toucan sam but god those legs.Turns out she had skills as well.I think the grunting is as much a ploy-tactic or "look at me" issue as it can be viewed as a breathing technique.We see it in boxing alot.Frigging bop-bop Peterson brothers,Michael moorer and his 'swish'.Troy Dorsey was a Karate champion turned boxer and barked with every punch.

Steffi is the greatest women's player ever; only person to win all 4 majors and a gold medal in the same year; won all for majors at least 4 times. But yeah, that beak of hers is something to behold.

No doubt.Tennis is tactics.I dont watch alot but nothing beats a good rally.

btw who was the little squat player from Argentina(??).She played Graff numerous times.Had some huge hair...built like a dump truck but had ability in a big way ??

Xarancha Sanchez Vicario is who I believe you're referring to.