Why do women tennis players grunt so noisily?

[boozeboxer]

Sex sells I guess. The same goes for athletics, women where 'em short and tight. Women's volleyball in the olympics is like that. Basketball is one exception. I think it's kind of silly what they have to wear, it detracts from the sport, but the women don't seem to mind. More money in their pocket?

Probably Wimbledon is the only tennis event that forces the women to wear short white skirts. It's pretty pretentious that way.

Women want to wear things like this all the time. They love the attention. A sport with rules like this is perfect for the glory-hunting bloddsucking woman.

Booze is the man!

I don't really mind what women wear, I just want to watch a game of tennis without the neighbours thinking I'm watching a slow motion porn flick on high volume.

as if they can overhear your tele over the roar of the produce trucks...

[Gandalf]

Women want to wear things like this all the time. They love the attention. A sport with rules like this is perfect for the glory-hunting bloddsucking woman.

Booze is the man!

I don't really mind what women wear, I just want to watch a game of tennis without the neighbours thinking I'm watching a slow motion porn flick on high volume.

as if they can overhear your tele over the roar of the produce trucks...

Hahaha!

The only problem is that Wimbledon is on from about 9pm my time and goes on until the early hours which is the time during which those bastard food sellers go away. And is also the most likely time the strange foreign man will be playing noisy tennis porn.

It's Andy Murray against some other guy. So I'm okay right now.