Michael Jackson Died!!

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When Michael Jackson dies he has asked for his body to melted down and made into plastic toys.

Apparently this is so children get a chance to play with him for a change

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I think we can now assume that the girl is Paul McCartney's.

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Looks like Baby P has a new playmate.

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Dear Sirs,

I understand that Mr Jackson's possisions are to be auctioned off to meet his huge debts.

I would like to bid £10,000 for his laptop, please

Yours sincerely
G. Glitter

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What a coincidence, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day.

One played with Majors and the other played with Minors.

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R.I.P
Easy as 1, 2, 3

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So Michael's career did end with an arrest after all.

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We were watching some Michael Jackson videos on Youtube last night to show my son how great an artist he was.
My son said "Dad, why does he keep touching his willy?"

I said "Son, for 25 million, I'd have let him touch your willy"

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Jockey's at tomorrows Newmarket Meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more three year olds than anyone in living memory.

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Early reports say that Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin stayed over...

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Whats the difference between Janet Jackson and the English cricket team?

Janet will get her hands on the ashes.