Re: Charlie Zelenoff
Redneck Zelenoff's pregnant sister is in a serious car accident and she falls into a deep coma. After nearly 6 months she wakes up and see's she is no longer pregnant. Frantically she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins - a boy and a girl - and your babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no! Not Charlie; he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worse, she asks the doctor, "well, what's the girls name?"
"Denise," the doctor answers with a smile. The new mother thinks, "Wow! Thats a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."
She then asks the doctor, "Whats the boys name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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