NASA tapes over original moon walk tape

[Gandalf]

As I declared earlier I have been to the moon. However, I am not human and was part of an alien mission.

The moon mission made by mankind was clearly a fake because Fenster knew a man who knew a man. Who was lo and behold the actual man.

Take that you moonwalker opportunists! But I have been to the moon and there are squirrels. Deal with that however you like, these are powerful notions. We probably don't want to go up their fucking with those beer guzzling drunkard squirrels.

There is little farming up there.

[ICB]

As I declared earlier I have been to the moon. However, I am not human and was part of an alien mission.

The moon mission made by mankind was clearly a fake because Fenster knew a man who knew a man. Who was lo and behold the actual man.

Take that you moonwalker opportunists! But I have been to the moon and there are squirrels. Deal with that however you like, these are powerful notions. We probably don't want to go up their fucking with those beer guzzling drunkard squirrels.

There is little farming up there.

Well you were a teacher, so that right there proves your not human.