Men that you 'shouldn't but 'would'

[Spicoli]

Caster Semenya

.....have they yet determined if Mrster Caster was as advertised?

[BIG H]

Caster Semenya

.....have they yet determined if Mrster Caster was as advertised?

Results are due in a few days apparently, but even if it proves to be a geezer, it can keep the gold medal

[HattonTheHammer]

Caster Semenya

.....have they yet determined if Mrster Caster was as advertised?

Its a half woman half man freak that`ll be allowed to carry on competing in the womens event.

If you ask me stick him/her/it in the parylympics and keep it well out of the olympic games as their are genuine female athletes working all year round that just dont stand a chance against andre the giants ugly sister.



back to the original thread.............

Id let beckham take me up the shitter as long as he promised to be gentle

[Spicoli]

Thats something.I mean,how hard could it be...just drop the speedo and see whats what? If shehe is not all woman,shem should not be allowed to compete in female events.


'Geezer' lol......over here that means an elderly person

[CGM]

cmon guys, you're fucking up this thread. I was hopng to pick up some insights on how to become an irresistable babe magnet, but I guess I'm gonna have to get my sister to buy me a copy of Chatelaine now.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Caster Semenya

.....have they yet determined if Mrster Caster was as advertised?

Its a half woman half man freak that`ll be allowed to carry on competing in the womens event.

If you ask me stick him/her/it in the parylympics and keep it well out of the olympic games as their are genuine female athletes working all year round that just dont stand a chance against andre the giants ugly sister.



back to the original thread.............

Id let beckham take me up the shitter as long as he promised to be gentle

you homo.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

plenty of mine you already know as they've often made it to av status (present one excluded).

First up. Alexey Ignashov. 6ft 5in of vodka. I can't really explain it. There's something about a big guy with a moon face, showing up to a fight not 100% ripped, fights like he's not really bothered then wins by ko'ing his opponent in the face. It brings a warm smile to my face.

(This was all pre knee surgery when imho he had all the tools to be THE best HW in K1 & MT. I first spotted him due to his footwork, he was very light for HW).

Still would. Curious about the size thing.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Brad Dourif. Love the guy since seeing him in Wise Blood. Yes he's older than dirt but there's something about the voice. As long as he kept talking it's a would.



Then





Now

[Diane]

Nikolai Valuev

What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.

Can you imagine the size of his tongue.

I can only imagine the size of his .....!

And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.





On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer

What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Nikolai Valuev

What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.

Can you imagine the size of his tongue.

I can only imagine the size of his .....!

And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.





On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer

What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.

The mini man reckons he gets lots of women (he was on celebrity big brother).

Valuev. It would be like going back in time and mating with a neanderthal

[HattonTheHammer]

Nikolai Valuev

What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.

Can you imagine the size of his tongue.

I can only imagine the size of his .....!

And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.





On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer

What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.

The mini man reckons he gets lots of women (he was on celebrity big brother).

Valuev. It would be like going back in time and mating with a neanderthal

no way am i the only one who immidiately started pondering whether valuev could fit the whole of mini me up his arse!!

[Diane]

H R Puff'n Stuff

How could a woman resist. Those googly eyes, with dark circles under them. The beautiful orange fabric hair.

He could do some serious damage on me with the size of his mouth, but that's what makes it so tempting.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Carrot Top. Now there's some real ginger.

[Manuel "Chubby" Medina]

Nikolai Valuev

What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.

Can you imagine the size of his tongue.

I can only imagine the size of his .....!

And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.





On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer

What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.

How did dat one song go? o yeh...Shes a super freak super freak shes super freakeee!!! haha
sorry i had to do dat...

[Diane]

Harold Lederman

Come on, he's got those pink cherubic cheeks that I just want to pinch.

I can only imagine the pre and post sex talk that I would get.

Pre-Sex

Okay the Doggystyle vs Missionary bout is scheduled for 12 rounds using the rules of the unified sexing commissions.

There is no 3 knocked up rule.

Only a broken condom can stop the sex.

In case of a mess caused by an accidental premature ejaculation, we go to masturbation after 4 rounds have been completed.

And you cannot be saved by an orgasm in any round including the 12th and final round.

Jim!

Then Post Sex

Diane I got to tell you something, Doggystle had better movement and more thrusts thrown per round than Missionary, and had more clean and effective pumping.

I've scored the fight 116-112 for Doggystyle.