Men that you 'shouldn't but 'would'

[Howlin Mad Missy]

plenty of mine you already know as they've often made it to av status (present one excluded).

First up. Alexey Ignashov. 6ft 5in of vodka. I can't really explain it. There's something about a big guy with a moon face, showing up to a fight not 100% ripped, fights like he's not really bothered then wins by ko'ing his opponent in the face. It brings a warm smile to my face.

(This was all pre knee surgery when imho he had all the tools to be THE best HW in K1 & MT. I first spotted him due to his footwork, he was very light for HW).

Still would. Curious about the size thing.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Brad Dourif. Love the guy since seeing him in Wise Blood. Yes he's older than dirt but there's something about the voice. As long as he kept talking it's a would.



Then





Now

[Diane]

Nikolai Valuev

What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.

Can you imagine the size of his tongue.

I can only imagine the size of his .....!

And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.





On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer

What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Nikolai Valuev

What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.

Can you imagine the size of his tongue.

I can only imagine the size of his .....!

And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.





On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer

What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.

The mini man reckons he gets lots of women (he was on celebrity big brother).

Valuev. It would be like going back in time and mating with a neanderthal

[HattonTheHammer]

Nikolai Valuev

What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.

Can you imagine the size of his tongue.

I can only imagine the size of his .....!

And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.





On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer

What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.

The mini man reckons he gets lots of women (he was on celebrity big brother).

Valuev. It would be like going back in time and mating with a neanderthal

no way am i the only one who immidiately started pondering whether valuev could fit the whole of mini me up his arse!!

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Nikolai Valuev

What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.

Can you imagine the size of his tongue.

I can only imagine the size of his .....!

And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.





On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer

What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.

The mini man reckons he gets lots of women (he was on celebrity big brother).

Valuev. It would be like going back in time and mating with a neanderthal

no way am i the only one who immidiately started pondering whether valuev could fit the whole of mini me up his arse!!

dunno but there's probably a website for it.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

(coughs) I had many an underage thought about this fella to the point of being jealous when he got the girl in the show

I happily got relive some of those thoughts when I bought the boxset

[Howlin Mad Missy]

In the category of 'dead so I can't unless you're bilbo and anything is fair game'.

Roddy McDowell.

[CGM]

(coughs) I had many an underage thought about this fella to the point of being jealous when he got the girl in the show

I happily got relive some of those thoughts when I bought the boxset

I've noticed you are partial to the slim, pretty boy, Johnny Depp types. I guess that counts me out.

[Diane]

Nikolai Valuev

What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.

Can you imagine the size of his tongue.

I can only imagine the size of his .....!

And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.





On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer

What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.

The mini man reckons he gets lots of women (he was on celebrity big brother).

Valuev. It would be like going back in time and mating with a neanderthal

no way am i the only one who immidiately started pondering whether valuev could fit the whole of mini me up his arse!!

Ummm, yes you are.

[Diane]

H R Puff'n Stuff

How could a woman resist. Those googly eyes, with dark circles under them. The beautiful orange fabric hair.

He could do some serious damage on me with the size of his mouth, but that's what makes it so tempting.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Carrot Top. Now there's some real ginger.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Im sure Memphis would argue that one...

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This thread is gay

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Im sure Memphis would argue that one...

**Edit**

This thread is gay

you checked it out because?

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Im sure Memphis would argue that one...

**Edit**

This thread is gay

you checked it out because?

I dunno. I was curious