Men that you 'shouldn't but 'would'

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Nikolai Valuev

What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.

Can you imagine the size of his tongue.

I can only imagine the size of his .....!

And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.





On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer

What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.

The mini man reckons he gets lots of women (he was on celebrity big brother).

Valuev. It would be like going back in time and mating with a neanderthal

no way am i the only one who immidiately started pondering whether valuev could fit the whole of mini me up his arse!!

dunno but there's probably a website for it.