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Re: Men that you 'shouldn't but 'would'
Nikolai Valuev
What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.
Can you imagine the size of his tongue.
I can only imagine the size of his .....!
And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.
On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer
What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.
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Re: Men that you 'shouldn't but 'would'
Originally Posted by Diane
Nikolai Valuev
What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.
Can you imagine the size of his tongue.
I can only imagine the size of his .....!
And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.
On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer
What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.
The mini man reckons he gets lots of women (he was on celebrity big brother).
Valuev. It would be like going back in time and mating with a neanderthal
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Re: Men that you 'shouldn't but 'would'
Nikolai Valuev
What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.
Can you imagine the size of his tongue.
I can only imagine the size of his .....!
And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.
On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer
What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.
The mini man reckons he gets lots of women (he was on celebrity big brother).
Valuev. It would be like going back in time and mating with a neanderthal
no way am i the only one who immidiately started pondering whether valuev could fit the whole of mini me up his arse!!
one dangerous horrible bloke
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dunno but there's probably a website for it.Nikolai Valuev
What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.
Can you imagine the size of his tongue.
I can only imagine the size of his .....!
And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.
On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer
What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.
The mini man reckons he gets lots of women (he was on celebrity big brother).
Valuev. It would be like going back in time and mating with a neanderthal
no way am i the only one who immidiately started pondering whether valuev could fit the whole of mini me up his arse!!
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Ummm, yes you are.Nikolai Valuev
What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.
Can you imagine the size of his tongue.
I can only imagine the size of his .....!
And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.
On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer
What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.
The mini man reckons he gets lots of women (he was on celebrity big brother).
Valuev. It would be like going back in time and mating with a neanderthal
no way am i the only one who immidiately started pondering whether valuev could fit the whole of mini me up his arse!!
A demon in my belly
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Re: Men that you 'shouldn't but 'would'
(coughs) I had many an underage thought about this fella to the point of being jealous when he got the girl in the show
I happily got relive some of those thoughts when I bought the boxset
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In the category of 'dead so I can't unless you're bilbo and anything is fair game'.
Roddy McDowell.
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H R Puff'n Stuff
How could a woman resist. Those googly eyes, with dark circles under them. The beautiful orange fabric hair.
He could do some serious damage on me with the size of his mouth, but that's what makes it so tempting.
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Carrot Top. Now there's some real ginger.
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Im sure Memphis would argue that one...
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Re: Men that you 'shouldn't but 'would'
you checked it out because?Im sure Memphis would argue that one...
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Re: Men that you 'shouldn't but 'would'
I've noticed you are partial to the slim, pretty boy, Johnny Depp types. I guess that counts me out.(coughs) I had many an underage thought about this fella to the point of being jealous when he got the girl in the show
I happily got relive some of those thoughts when I bought the boxset
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Re: Men that you 'shouldn't but 'would'
you checked it out because?Im sure Memphis would argue that one...
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I dunno. I was curious
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How did dat one song go? o yeh...Shes a super freak super freak shes super freakeee!!! hahaNikolai Valuev
What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.
Can you imagine the size of his tongue.
I can only imagine the size of his .....!
And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.
On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer
What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.
sorry i had to do dat...
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Harold Lederman
Come on, he's got those pink cherubic cheeks that I just want to pinch.
I can only imagine the pre and post sex talk that I would get.
Pre-Sex
Okay the Doggystyle vs Missionary bout is scheduled for 12 rounds using the rules of the unified sexing commissions.
There is no 3 knocked up rule.
Only a broken condom can stop the sex.
In case of a mess caused by an accidental premature ejaculation, we go to masturbation after 4 rounds have been completed.
And you cannot be saved by an orgasm in any round including the 12th and final round.
Jim!
Then Post Sex
Diane I got to tell you something, Doggystle had better movement and more thrusts thrown per round than Missionary, and had more clean and effective pumping.
I've scored the fight 116-112 for Doggystyle.
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