Quote Originally Posted by Diane View Post
Harold Lederman

Come on, he's got those pink cherubic cheeks that I just want to pinch.

I can only imagine the pre and post sex talk that I would get.

Pre-Sex

Okay the Doggystyle vs Missionary bout is scheduled for 12 rounds using the rules of the unified sexing commissions.

There is no 3 knocked up rule.

Only a broken condom can stop the sex.

In case of a mess caused by an accidental premature ejaculation, we go to masturbation after 4 rounds have been completed.

And you cannot be saved by an orgasm in any round including the 12th and final round.

Jim!

Then Post Sex

Diane I got to tell you something, Doggystle had better movement and more thrusts thrown per round than Missionary, and had more clean and effective pumping.

I've scored the fight 116-112 for Doggystyle.


Oh wait, I just realized this could be a bad idea, his daughter Julie might be assigned as one of the judges, which could make it a bit awkward.